25 Most Offensive Children's T-shirts

[Heated]

From the Times

Edgy kids' T-shirts: tasteless slogan or hilarious joke?

1. For the haves and the have mores

1. Greed is good

1. I?m this many (displaying a raised middle finger)

1. All Daddy wanted was a blowjob

1. Pardon my nipple breath

1. I tore mommy a new one

1. I'm more of a boob man

1. F!#k the milk ? Where?s the whiskey tit?

1. Motha sucka

10. Playground pimp

11. Lil Pimpin

12. iPeed

13. iPood

14. Don?t forget to wipe my ass

15. Wipe my butt sucker

16. Binge drinker

17. I drink til I pass out (just like my Daddy)

18. What happens in preschool stays in preschool

19. My mom is a MILF

20. Kickin' ass and takin' naps

21. Cuter than baby Jesus

22. Me luv you long time

(There's nothing like having your daughter's shirt reference the slogan of Asian prostitutes)

23. I'm gonna be hot

24. I enjoy a good spanking

25. Hung like a five-year-old

Something your los would wear or not?

these are the parenting equivelent of 'you don't have to be mad to work here but it helps' signs at work stuck up beside the picture of latest office party and everyone looking abit fat and red faced.

I've seen pyjamas which say "Why am I going to bed?" on the front and "It's my mum who's tired" on the back, which I think is quite funny, but the lot in the OP are just cringeworthy.

hideous all of them... except for iPood which I laughed out loud at!

MILF !!!!!!

I just looked at the link and I liked this comment:
'Most people who buy these can't actually read anyway, other than to order from a McDonald's menu (or do those have pictures?)'

I'm not sorry to pronounce that on the whole they are "vulgar, vulgar, VULGAR !"

Call me a snob but no child of mine........

You get the picture

i didnt mind one or two of these like ipood and motha sucka (i lol at that one) i would never consider putting one of the others on my DD but i dont mind slogan t-shirts in general. nappyaddict i didnt like that global warming one but i think no added sugar have some funny tshirts and i have bought one or two for my DD in the past (my heart belongs to daddy and pink to make the boys wink)
i dont worry about what other people put on their children as i would spend my days doing not much else if i did
xx ei xx

My DDhas that top saying 'if you think I'm cute, you should see my mum'. She wears it because it's a great fit, but I don't like the slogan much.

I saw Tesco's had a girl baby top saying 'does my bum look big in this.' I held it up to my DH and commented how awful it was. In comparison, it's tame and tasteful compared to that list, which is just depressing.

I think we should expect to see more children wearing these shirts though: I know plenty of people who would think it a real crack to put their kids in something that was considered to push the boundaries. Anything to believe they're being 'different'.