25 Most Offensive Children's T-shirts

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From the Times

Edgy kids' T-shirts: tasteless slogan or hilarious joke?

1. For the haves and the have mores

1. Greed is good

1. I?m this many (displaying a raised middle finger)

1. All Daddy wanted was a blowjob

1. Pardon my nipple breath

1. I tore mommy a new one

1. I'm more of a boob man

1. F!#k the milk ? Where?s the whiskey tit?

1. Motha sucka

10. Playground pimp

11. Lil Pimpin

12. iPeed

13. iPood

14. Don?t forget to wipe my ass

15. Wipe my butt sucker

16. Binge drinker

17. I drink til I pass out (just like my Daddy)

18. What happens in preschool stays in preschool

19. My mom is a MILF

20. Kickin' ass and takin' naps

21. Cuter than baby Jesus

22. Me luv you long time

(There's nothing like having your daughter's shirt reference the slogan of Asian prostitutes)

23. I'm gonna be hot

24. I enjoy a good spanking

25. Hung like a five-year-old

Something your los would wear or not?

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er yes

its kind of a niche hting i think

like hot asian babes. or somesuch

I have an open mind, but don't see how a toddler wearing a T with MILF on it, is not offensive...

Regardless of how I feel about the word.

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and i was pissed off in tesco when i saw a top/ romper suit that said 'does my bum look big in this?' some of these things are terrible.

The 'My Mom is a MILF' t-shirt is completely weirdy if you read out the MILF acronym rather than as a word in it's own right.

Who'd want their DC to say that? Bleurgh!

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Thise t-shirts are just vile - I agree with whoever said above that they are getting harder to avoid - not just in the supermarkets. I like Zara but there are definitely some translation problems as you get weird combinations of words on their tops that just put me off buying them.

And it does annoy me when they sell bibs etc (which I don't mind slogans on as they are usually gunk covered in seconds anyway) which say things like "Daddy's favourite girl" - I picked up a twin pack of bibs the other day as the one on top said "I love Daddy", but wouldn't buy it 'cos of the other "favourite" one - if I bought that for DD3 I'd have 2 other p'ed off kids!!

And just as bad as the slogans are the Playboy logos - DD2 came back from town a few years back with a Playboy pencil case from Smiths - she just thought it was a cute bunny logo, didn't think about what the name meant.

I can't believe that anyone would put "All Daddy wanted was a blowjob" on their small child!

Some made me giggle but most are vile. I tend to avoid slogan things because I find most of them, while funny enough to read (in some cases), either inappropriate or naff as an article of clothing.

I'm not too bothered about the boob ones, I think I prefer breastfeeding type t-shirts on women though thanks.

I've been given ones for DS that I dont like, things saying about him being a terror and naughty and stuff liek that, why would you want to label your child as naughty? Is being naughty funny? Thought not.

The sex ones are just crude IMO, funny as an idea, but once they get printed they lose all humour.

Most of them are gross. I agree that the ipood ipeed (groan) ones aren't too bad, along with the pre-school one. Binge drinker and boob man are vaguely amusing. The others nasty though.

My DS has a t-shirt that says "if momma aint happy aint nobody happy."

My two DS's have one that says "Sister for sale - any offer accepted." They wanted those as they thought they were funny, a wind up for DD. Both courtesy of Primark.

I saw one that said 'I ate my twin'!
Don't find them funny at all.

i dont mind cuter than baby jesus, the preschool one, ipood, ipeed, motha sucka, pardon my nipple breath, i'm more of a boob man but i know a lot of people on here would probably hate them. i personally hate cheeky monkey ones aswell.

I saw one in tesco last week it said.. so many girls.. so many choices..
I think they were trying to swap the phrase and make it womens lib but I really didn't read it like that.

those of you who think my mum's a milf is offensive would you also dislike my mum's a fox?

Well if you don't want your DC to wear slogan t-shirts, don't buy them. And if they get given one as a gift, I suppose you could 'lose' it or boil wash it or something. But otherwise, there are rather more important things to get your undies in a bundle about than what other people choose to dress their children in.

some are funny - others awful. I like the ipeed & ipood!!!

anyone know where i can get a cheaper alternative to this

Someof those were ok butI would think carefully about my child wearing them. Others were down right offensive.

Btw, can someone explain to me what a MILF is?

sort of like a yummy mummy. it means mother i'd like to fuck.

My Mother is a Mother I'd like to fuck! What a lovely sentiment for the little one to broadcast to the world. What idiot worries about the sexualisation of our young when we have gems like this on babies clothes!

what do people think of this

i like it cos it's good to spread the word about global warming ....

but i dislike it cos it uses the word stupid and the second reason i dislike it is cos the word is actually spelled/spelt (never know which one it is ironically) wrong.

I saw a newborn's babygrow with

"been inside for 9 months"

on it which I thought was really cute