So which Royal do you think it is??

[Boogalooblue]

who could it be?.

I am guessing either Edward or Andrew

It IS Linley.

Line of succession - some very obscure ones at the bottom

(Interesting that several of them - all Kents - are excluded from the succession because they married Catholics, but that the children of those unions are still in line. Bonkers.)

Viscount Linley is pretty high up the list, despite being a non-public Royal - I would vote for Princess Pushy's son, who looks as if he'd sniff anything (and shag anything that moved)(is that libellous?)

Could be Anne for all we know yet .

Someone pointed out that's there's about 40 members of the 'Royal Family' - that's about 39 too many in my book.

freddie. he's a dirty, dirty boy.

I believe you Dullwitch

DullWitch - do you have inside info? I am intrigued...

They said on tv that it wasn't a royal that carries out royal duties so my money is on Zara

Could be Beatrice or Eugenie. They're non-'working' Royals but they're old enough to be starting scandals, Beatrice is 19 and Eugenie about 17 now.

I think Peter Phillips is getting married isn't he? You don't read about him much in the papers.

Zara's a bit of a rebel.

Remember all the fuss over her having that big stud in her mouth.

(Not Mike Tindall, the piercing.)

Don't be norty, UQD!!!

Snort! UQD

Reminds me of a film I saw the other day - The Sweetest Thing.

Not seen that one!

Let's be honest, for a red-blooded heterosexual male, Zara is the only royal who looks anything like a dirty bitch who could go all night. In fact, she's the only member of that family it's really OK to think about in a sexual way without feeling vaguely ill.

(Although if you held a gun to my head and told me to shag Beatrice, I wouldn't say no.)

UnquietDad - LOVE the Zara quote . Gold star for that one.

Zara and Fred both get a mention here...

sobernow - I couldn't possibly comment!!

Viscount Linely is who I've been told it is.

I'd assumed when I saw it that it would be Edward, since it seemed to be involving gay oral sex, but maybe Linley, tho' would he have an 'aide'?

I've heard from a reliable meeja source that it's this one.

ha ha

Picture of the norty Duke of Clarence here.

He looks a bit like Fred. (Or somebody. Familiar anyway!)

Message withdrawn

You have your royal photographers mixed, coddy old bean.

Staffs is Lord Lichfield.

P Mag's was Lord Snowdon.

Snowdon in Wiki - interesting bloke!