Quess who's mother of the year?

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Jordan

Or even in the link That's what happens after reading Cod's pg Jordan sex tips

haven't read thread but it appears that to win this you just have to be in OK more than any other british mother

But isn't this just on a par(p) with "rear of the year" "tie wearer of the year" and "horse of the year"? FFS, it's all bollocks really.

You're right, Willow - it's the easiest PR ruse ever; works every time in the tabloids. Celebrity spectacle wearer of the year (sponsored by Dollond & Aitchison), celebrity driver of the year (sponsored by Ford), celebrity pile-sufferer of the year (sponsored by Anusol). Whadda load of crap.

lol at "You could work for a bank and be a crap mother"

like working in a bank suggests you prob would be a good mother

Dear God!! I?m not in the least bit surprised to be honest. I think an important part of being a good mother is being a good role model (to all children, not just yours), and you don?t have to get your norks out and manipulate the gutter press to be a good businesswoman for fucks sake. Didn?t Kerry Katona get mum of the year once?!?!

Needless to say I don?t use the above language in front of my daughter so am a fantastic role model

sassy, sorry if you thought I was being rude about your norks, which I'm sure are very nice

Is not celebrity mother of the year just an utterly crappoal concept that should be ABOLISHED!!

In the hairgresser yesterday ws reading about kerry katonas wedding. OMG. I have very limited knowledge of her, but it seemed like a 'Bad Idea.'

Am I right?

Apparently so, he sounds like a complete bully and has manipulated her so much she?s now not talking to her mum and several of her best friends because they don?t like him. She didn?t even get the wedding she wanted because he took over the arrangements as she was preggers and seriously losing the plot. Her little girls weren?t even at the wedding ? what the fuck? I can?t believe I know so much about this ? I can?t pretend I don?t read Heat as it?s now obvious to everyone!

Well I thought so.

I could see it coming (yesterday after it had happened).

All my celeb knowledge comes from twice yearly reading in the hairdresers, and what I can glean from front covers of Heat etc in supermarker or if I've time scanning the articles before shopping.

I'd never buy them

No worries bundle. not sure I'd call them nice exactly though .

Let's have:

Celeb Shaver of the year, sponsored by Gillette.
Celeb Showerer of the year, sponsored by Radox.
Celeb Shitter of the Year, sponsored by Heat.

agre fio bt the fact i that she is famour for being a slut

hence she i famous for being a mum

It?s strange, I?d always hated Heat and Big Brother, but when I was on maternity leave 2 summers ago, I just got obsessed! The two clearly went hand in hand. I think I needed something to obsess about that wasn?t baby-related (cod-psychology alert!). I abandoned Heat when BB finished, but last summer, it only bloody goes and happens again! Obsessed! And now I?m finding Heat hard to shake. I need help!

oh no i fear a LOT

she just rough , slutty adn horrid

Let's have:

MumsNet Celeb Mother of the Year....

Roll up ladies cast your votes,

voting will close following the petering out of the barney...

I nominate....

cherie Booth

I am agreeing with cod again(goes to lie down)!

hmm
i may have to think about that

Cherie Booth isn't slutty or rough.