Quess who's mother of the year?

[LieselVentouse]

Jordan

sigh

And I agree, Cod, I hate this porn is post-feminist- we OWN it now, chicks in control yada.
Playboy pencil case, anyone?

i liekd it abotu how she told us when she was prgannt she coudlnt have sex so used to suck his balls instead
what a great role model

At least it wasn't Jade Goody .

Do you think the mags make a little statuette to give her or something?

They aren't going to nominate Emma Thompson are they? Or anyone who keeps their child/ren out of the public eye in the normal way.

I cannot believe that Kate Moss was shortlisted. Who the hell compiled the list? Obviously male, childless and a complete twat.

GMTV is doing a Mum of the year award at the moment or something along those lines. Lots of foster mothers recognised there.

oh god
am cross
i need ot eat
will get indigestion

She's a role model to me. I went straight out and bought a pink PVC maternity catsuit after she appeared on that Eurovision thingy when preggers.

lol

Ooh cod you are wonderfully masterful on this thread

I don't have a problem with Jordan, she is making money and if people are stupid enough to give it to her, then good for her.
Her fame won't last forever and she is clever enough to make as much as she can while she can.
SHe is strong independent and works hard. I think she is a pretty ggod role model.
Better than that junkie KAte Moss.

Let's see, shortlist: soft porn star, cokehead, moron, golddigging liar, etc.

Yeah, that's a really worthwhile prize.

Yes, I sensed you were having a hypo

Nah, she'll get a 'In cdo we trust' MN t-shirt and get on with it.

Yes sorry I should have said celebrity mother of the year. However Cod next year when Grattan ask me who I think should get it then obviously I will say noone deserves it better than you

i htink all you lto who thisnk she is great shoudl have posters of her naked in a hay bale in your dds bedrooms sn poitn at them wistfully and say" ooh look algernina you too can be like her one day"

then get her a t shirt wiht" yes htey are real" on it

lesel you ahev started this thread to sabotage my lunch

wheres ENDI and marina and MI

Mine already have one of those tops cod.

What are you having for lunch? Melons?

She's the best of a very bunch.

maybe next:

Best mother who's in prison.

or

whose child is in care.

not good starting points.

Bravo, Cod!

Here, here!

or " lok lim a littel tart" that ll eb nice
ran rant rant