Quess who's mother of the year?

[LieselVentouse]

Jordan

best of a very BAD bunch

It's more like Smother of the Year when little Peter Andre is trapped under those gigantic norks...

lol

rofl.

youre all looking at this the wrong way; if this is the measure of great motherhood - how frikkin GREAT are we all????

gotta see that silver lining girls...

cod i'd say katie would take you to task and win hands down

I have no time for the "persona" she's created but admire the no-nonsense way she's helped to increase people's awareness of special needs.

and her tits are too big

Excellent point, dither!
Exactly - if that list is the best they could scrape up from the world of slebs, it just goes to show how fantastic we all are!

Oy - some people naturally have tits that big, yknow!

(They are too big though )

Isn't the lovely Katie having her tits reduced or something? I hear she's donating the spare flesh to Vicky Beckham's arse reconstruction.

sassy they usually have the body to go with them though. she just looks ridiculous.

"In winning the accolade she beat shortlisted contenders Kate Moss, Jade Goody and Heather Mills McCartney."

Bundle - nope, not me. Back size =30 inches. Cup = J. Great.

I think Peter Andre should be dad of the year

I've a lot of time for him

seriously

when I clicked on this thread I was thinking - Britney.
so I suppose she isn't that bad.
"jordan, not as bad as Britney"

yes at least Jordan has hair

is having hair important in a celebrity mother?

Oh, FGS.

so what is wrong with her parenting skills? i failto understand why she cant be celeb mother of the year becuase she gets her tits out - which she doesnt do anymore does she?

I think it is very important harpsi yes

personally my locks are central to my mothering role

In fact, I don't need to post because cod has said everything I was going to say anyway

oo er sass

are you petite like her? I spose what I think looks strange on her is the way she's accentuated the barbieness.

Bundy - no, 5ft7, size 12 except chest. Thankfully, big feet (sz 7 1/2) - good job else I'd fall over.
And I do dress them down rather than accentuating at every opportunity.
Still scary though!

"soft porn star, cokehead, moron, golddigging liar, etc".

The whole thing makes my flesh creep.

I am right here and right behind you on this one cod. Thanks sooooo much for making me aware of Jordan's lovely sex tips in pregnancy too, somehow those had passed me by.
Four Hussies of the Apocalypse indeed Harpsi - Titillation, Intoxification, Self-Actualisation and Self-Promotion.

I'm surprised it doesn't tell you in the kink that Fern Britton came second. Phil gave her a certificate on This Morning this morning.

I find it quite sad that she's too nice to get amention and they only name-drop the trashy bints!