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Quess who's mother of the year?

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LieselVentouse · 15/03/2007 13:43

Jordan

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Aloha · 15/03/2007 13:44

Ah, like Sharon Osbourne and that ridiculous I'm a Celebrity/Iceland ad woman.

southeastastra · 15/03/2007 13:44

oh i like katie

Aloha · 15/03/2007 13:44

In winning the accolade she beat shortlisted contenders Kate Moss, Jade Goody and Heather Mills McCartney.

UnquietDad · 15/03/2007 13:45

Who's dad of the year?

CODalmighty · 15/03/2007 13:45

oh great
a soft porn star is a good mother
for fucks sake nad parps herslef

CODalmighty · 15/03/2007 13:45

hugh heffner

LieselVentouse · 15/03/2007 13:45

I have to say I really like her - dont know how Kate Moss, Jade Goody and Heather Mills McCartney ended up contenders!!!

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LieselVentouse · 15/03/2007 13:46

Cod youre such a prude

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CODalmighty · 15/03/2007 13:46

WHY do you liek her you dont knwo her
and dont start hte " shes very clever " crap
shes a sad sad exaple og how hte only way owmen can be accpted is to take thier clothes off
ran rant rant

CODalmighty · 15/03/2007 13:46

oh great the uysual thign you dont agree wiht teh sexualisation of everyithning in our countryt and you are a prude

MrsGumby · 15/03/2007 13:47

Who came second? Lizzy Bardsley from Wife Swap?

LieselVentouse · 15/03/2007 13:47

I have never seen her with her clohtes off. I also think she has a lot to contend with, I think shes been a great mother to poor wee Harvey

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Aloha · 15/03/2007 13:47

Dad of the Year Pete Docherty?

Charleesunnysunsun · 15/03/2007 13:48

How the hell did Jordan become mother of the year?

Next bloody Pete Docherty will be role model of the bloomin year! hurumpfh!!!

Cloudhopper · 15/03/2007 13:48

Aloha - couldn't agree more. If I were to put together a list of the worst celeb mum they would all be on my list.

Kate Moss spent her daughter Lila's birthday in rehab after her public shaming.

Heather Mills McCartney - clearly bonkers

Jordan - rumours that she took cocaine while pregnant which may not be true of course.

Jade Goody - left her child to go into CBB and so on......

CODalmighty · 15/03/2007 13:48

she a gret mther
yes itMUST be ghard wiht llt hatmoney and influence musnt it

what abotu some of the foster mothers who lok after other peopes cast of and pik up on societys great failings?
wht baotu THEM

VeniVidiVickiQV · 15/03/2007 13:49

LOL!

I dont much like her, but, respect her business sense. She certainly knows how to sell her self

Oh, I mean "market" herself.

CODalmighty · 15/03/2007 13:50

but as she sells herslf and profits fom US
she is sellgin OWMEN dwn the line

this insidious creepign in of porn into eeryday lives really shodu concern you as wmen MORE

sassy · 15/03/2007 13:50

Well, she's a great role model for us mums.
I always wear hot pink (when actually dressed as opposed to nekkid in public), straighten my hair to the nth degree etc.

And i have enormous norks, just like her (that bit is true, but sadly when I take my bra off, my knees suddenly feel warmer).

FGS, who awards this crappy thing? Loaded readers?

HuwEdwards · 15/03/2007 13:50

I do not think she is a good role model for anyone.

CODalmighty · 15/03/2007 13:51

oh Roooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar

VeniVidiVickiQV · 15/03/2007 13:51

Well, they arent schlebs cod

But, they all deserve awards. And sometimes get them too, slightly more meaningful than made up magazine awards.

princessmel · 15/03/2007 13:51

I quite like what I've seen of her on tv etc.

And by that I don't mean her boobs but her personality etc! and how she gets on with things and doesn't make a 'poor me' huge fuss and is also very enterprising. Not a good singer though.

Cannot understand the runners up. Were Heather, Jade and Kate really on the list????
I can't open the link for some reason.

mytwopenceworth · 15/03/2007 13:51

celebrity mother of the year cod, celebrity mother.

not the same.

to win that you just have to be able to identify your child in a line up of no fewer than 8, remember their name or that of their nanny and have them able to point to your picture in Hello or OK.

Aloha · 15/03/2007 13:51

It's a grattan catalogue award...hence the shortlist (aloha doesn't use the 'c' word for fear of a lynching )