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Thread for non-pinko liberals to discuss crime and punishment

120 replies

JanH · 16/02/2007 12:42

start here

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Tortington · 16/02/2007 18:21

your not hard NPL. you spell correctly and use grammar. indicative of soft as shite people IME

SenoraPostrophe · 16/02/2007 18:22

using the word "indicative" is indicative of soft as shite persons ime.

Tortington · 16/02/2007 18:23

Pann
we are just using up the infected turkeys from bernard matthews - call it recycling if it suits your PL sensibilities

NonPinkoLiberal · 16/02/2007 18:24

Curses

Tortington · 16/02/2007 18:24

shit - found out . damn it - keep it under wraps or a turkey is heading your way senora

Pann · 16/02/2007 18:26

SP - to be really soft, she would have had to use a hyphen, or possibly a colon? between 'grammar' and 'indicative'...or so I have just been told.....

Tortington · 16/02/2007 18:27

who?

Pann · 16/02/2007 18:36

Fraser t.v. show reference, custy. The zenith of pinko, well-heeled, anxious middle-class liberal state. Sure you would luuurve him.

Tortington · 16/02/2007 18:38

bit like peter kay then

Pann · 16/02/2007 18:43

exactly like Peter Kay.......

filthymindedvixen · 16/02/2007 18:46

you got it custy, exactly like Peter Kay, but possibly substituting garlic bread for focacchio - or even a non-carb option...

Tortington · 16/02/2007 18:50

fuck accio bread
fuckaccio bread?

fuckaccio bread?

Pann · 16/02/2007 18:50

FMV!!

Tortington · 16/02/2007 18:51

any way just like you middle class liberal lot to bring this down to fancy bread.

we were flogging people a while ago.

Pann · 16/02/2007 18:51

yes custy, you can make toast out of it, to prempt your next question.......

filthymindedvixen · 16/02/2007 18:54

think maybe I'd have to know how to spell it to qualify as proper m/c custy!

Tortington · 16/02/2007 18:54

stop bringing this thread down to your bread level.

i'll have you know i;m ded posh i have shit wi' seeds on - and it's brown thats ded fancy that is.

VeniVidiVickiQV · 16/02/2007 18:55

ROFL at you lot.

filthymindedvixen · 16/02/2007 18:56

would you like some chips with that bread? (I think I've got some here on my shoulder I'm willing to share...)

Pann · 16/02/2007 18:56

or should you be 'crusty' in view of this...

hellobello · 16/02/2007 19:16

When they stopped hanging people at Tyburn in London, there was a public outcry. The hangings were getting too riotous and the area was going downhill. It's really difficult when someone gets the same punishment (not much) for killing a child with a car that they do for driving into a tree. Oh please can we bring back the stocks! I don't entirely agree with the death penalty, but sometimes I wonder what is the point in paying £30,000/year to keep some people in prison?

MrsVictoriaBeckam · 16/02/2007 19:18

I've murdered a few songs before now. Should I be executed, or just have my larynx removed?

JanH · 16/02/2007 19:20

I thought you had already been rehabilitated, MrsVB?

If not give custy a shout and she'll fling a few infected turkeys at you - you'll feel much better after that.

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MrsVictoriaBeckam · 16/02/2007 19:22

thanks, I'm used to the company of diseased old birds.

kimi · 16/02/2007 20:06

Another thread bites the dust.