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Do Indians really have smaller willies?

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uwila · 12/12/2006 14:40

here

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Valpollicella · 28/06/2013 00:17

Zombie thread

How the fark did you google that Big? Confused

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Valpollicella · 28/06/2013 00:22

Sorry. meant googled this stumbled upon this thread Grin

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YoniBottsBumgina · 28/06/2013 00:26

Well this is a zombie thread and a half! Maybe just a half? Grin

I wonder what the oldest bumped thread ever is?

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Big10inchbrownmamba · 28/06/2013 00:28

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YoniBottsBumgina · 28/06/2013 00:33

Alright mate, got something to prove have we?

(WTF is a bone press?? Sounds painful Confused)

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Valpollicella · 28/06/2013 00:36

wow. that's a LOT of attention you've paid to other mens cocks.

Grin

I think this 6 year old thread might be a contender for oldest bumped!

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BoysAreLikeDogs · 28/06/2013 00:37

Wtf is a bone press? On reflection, I have got to nearly half a century without knowing so belay that order.

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zippey · 28/06/2013 00:46

You can't really know how big a penis is unless its erect so unless mrbig10inchbrownmamba was in a gay orgy his anecdotal evidence is unworthy of comment.

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SunshineBossaNova · 28/06/2013 00:49

My XBF had 11.5 inches.

White Italian, for the record. Not that it matters anyhoo.

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SugarandSpice126 · 28/06/2013 00:58

11.5! How does that even work?! Ouch..

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SunshineBossaNova · 28/06/2013 01:14

The first time I saw it I thought he was going to beat me to death with it.

No quickies, lots of patience and bulk buying cystitis tablets :)

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flatpackhamster · 28/06/2013 08:50

Wow, a racist cock fetishist digs up a zombie thread to tell us what an expert he is on the cock.

Well, Mr Coxspert, clearly your experience trawling the locker rooms of the world dwarfs the pointless science used by evil white men to keep your brothers down.

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SugarandSpice126 · 28/06/2013 13:24

Sunshine my eyes are watering at the thought! Was it better than average size?! really nosy

And flatpackhamster same as what you said...what a bizarre post!

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SunshineBossaNova · 28/06/2013 13:57

Occasionally it was better, but mostly not.

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Scarletohello · 02/07/2013 20:15

Well I do have some personal experience I can share here as last year I was in India for 4 months and I did sample the local goods so to speak and I found that out of 4 men I slept with ( late 20s, early 30s), 3 out of 4 had small penises, but, worse than that, thay had absolutely no conception at all, of giving pleasure to the woman ( and the one who did have the big dick, insisted on watching the bloody cricket whilst we were doing the deed..!). But that was just my experience, would hate to generalise about a whole nation...

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gillywillywoo · 03/07/2013 10:50

DH is half Malaysian (with Indian descent) and half Irish.

No complaints here... The Irish half must have saved him Grin

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colapoola · 24/09/2014 23:26

What can I say, I'm bored Hmm

So, is it true and which nation has the biggest?

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HoldenMcGroin · 24/09/2014 23:44
Hmm
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Isitmebut · 25/09/2014 10:54

No personal experience on the title, but I have scientific evidence that it is the curry’s causing ‘shrinkage’.

How many others have post curry experiences, and been assured 100% that it wasn’t the 8-pints of draught beer washing it down?

Which nations don't like curry? lol

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AnyoneForTARDIS · 25/09/2014 17:28

my friend went to India as a missionary worker and saw some huge ones!

having 'access' in a medical sense, she wouldn't say tiddlers!

although she said sometimes the plums were bigger than the bananas!

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AnyoneForTARDIS · 25/09/2014 17:32

May I add I used to work in a nursery and had to change soiled/pooed nappies and all differernt race/colour/creed kiddies. so any guy from anywhere could be in this category.

a French kid had a wotsit for a willy and a melon for balls!


Im sure hes developed since!

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lupo5 · 26/09/2014 08:57

HA HA HA It's funny thread but just realized VERY old.Did anything improved in the past 7-8 years? Grin

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Gabby92 · 22/10/2014 01:17

My last boyfriend was indian and I'd say he was quite well packaged. His Johnson was in the 6-7 inch area and had nice girth. So I'm not sure if you are talking about a specific group of Indians or Indians in general but based on my experience I don't think they have small willies

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SinisterBuggyMonth · 22/10/2014 13:29

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