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Do Indians really have smaller willies?

124 replies

uwila · 12/12/2006 14:40

here

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MissMistletoe · 12/12/2006 16:26

Fanjos like wheelie bins!! LOL!! Speak for yourself, Morningpaper!

liatHoHoHo · 12/12/2006 16:26

The worst shag of my life was when I had a b'friend with a HUGE nob - he seemed to think that having a big one was so much of a turn on that no other effort was required. I can still vividly remember him waving it around then saying "Well, are you ready yet?"

Most offputting....

MissMistletoe · 12/12/2006 16:28

LOL again HoHoHo!! Gross, eh?

MerryMellowmas · 12/12/2006 16:33

Small willys are also the cause of errm fanny farting, I was told!! Too much room cause and air-bubble type thing

morningpaper · 12/12/2006 16:35

I can get four black bags in mine

nailpolish · 12/12/2006 16:37

i get a man in to hose mine down once a week cos dh cant be arsed

morningpaper · 12/12/2006 16:40

I've got some leaf stickers that wrap around mine which I find is a highly effective camouflage

nailpolish · 12/12/2006 16:42

like a rl bush, mp?

youll get squirrels nesting before long

crappywappynamechangingwuss · 12/12/2006 16:44

NP.. my man only comes once a month to steam clean mine... it never seems to smell though

NOELallie · 12/12/2006 16:53

If I remember my Kama Sutra I beleive that the size discrepancy is referred to in terms of horse and ........ferret? Gawd I don't remember as it happens ...some sort of delicately-hung beast.

MyTwoChocolateCoinsWorth · 12/12/2006 16:57

not to put too fine a point on it!

YuletidePaps · 12/12/2006 17:03

3 to 5 centimetres shorter!! ...hung like a goat rather than the horse

The HIV risk is a big problem though

uwila · 12/12/2006 17:14

NQC, I thought that too. Isn't it the circumference that matters when fitting a condom? Or maybe we don't want to go there.

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foxinsocks · 12/12/2006 17:17

well that's true in my somewhat small experience (snigger)

I think it's probably pretty off-putting as a man if you put a condom on that's all baggy - it says 1 in 5 fall off them so they must be WAY too big in errr all manners of size (so length, girth).

FioFio · 12/12/2006 17:20

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nailpolish · 12/12/2006 17:21

in relation to womens fanjos tho fio

not the mans body

FioFio · 12/12/2006 17:22

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uwila · 12/12/2006 17:25

So, Fio, are you saying that taller men have bigger willies? Right, then we know how to size them up before we leave the bar.

But, I thought it had more to do with the size of their feet.

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FioFio · 12/12/2006 17:27

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nailpolish · 12/12/2006 17:28

i agree with fio

foxinsocks · 12/12/2006 17:37

can't say I've ever noticed a height to penis size correlation (or feet size for that matter )

but I tend to disagree and really don't think size matters that much unless you are at either end of the extreme scale (so either too long or really tiny).

Journey2 · 12/12/2006 17:40

When we were in Asia, I asked a friend to bring some condoms over with them on their visit as the ones on sale were too small and the larger fit were always running out due to the expat community buying them . I think Asians in general have smaller ones than Western men.. my husband told me a funny story about the kids whispering once when he went to the toilet, they were amazed! (and I'm not telling you where he measures up in western terms before you ask!)

mousiemousie · 12/12/2006 17:44

From my (hardly scientific) sample of one asian boyfriend I would agree with this

morningpaper · 12/12/2006 20:04

Ah yes the Kama sutra you are right

Been years since I read it

"Man is divided into three classes, the hare man, the bull man, and the horse man, according to the size of his lingam. Woman also, according to the depth of her yoni, is either a female deer, a mare, or a female elephant."

My yoni echoes, I fear