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Do Indians really have smaller willies?

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uwila · 12/12/2006 14:40

here

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UCM · 13/12/2006 12:43

Think Marra's EPIS

expatinscotland · 13/12/2006 12:44

Or hoovers, UCM .

themoon66 · 13/12/2006 13:24

Never shagged an asian that i can remember But I 'knew' an arab who was very large and talented.

paulaplumpbottom · 13/12/2006 13:26

I think men of African descent are suppose to be ample and gifted.

kama · 13/12/2006 13:44

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Amiable · 13/12/2006 14:17

WEll, I was a total slapper in my twenties (it feels soooo long ago!), and would confirm Indians are small, but very generous lovers, but Brazilians and Irishmen are very well endowed but rather selfish - I know which one I would prefer (although of course the ideal is large and generous!! )

Incidentally, when DP and I were in Germany recently we bought Durex Love condoms and only noticed afterwards they are for the "little devil in you" !! great marketing! (and proudly have to add they were too small for us to use! )

fizzbuzz · 13/12/2006 15:27

Golly...which nationality was the best overall?

sunchowder · 13/12/2006 15:31

Inquiring minds want to know (I have stayed clear of this thread by the way).

Blu · 13/12/2006 15:49

I am torn between studiously ignoring this thread and popping up to 'defend' dp.

In the interests of accuracy, I would like to point out that ime not all men of Indian ethnicity have small penises.

But averages never do mean that.

tissy · 13/12/2006 15:49

themoon66, I have "known" an arab, who was tiny and useless, so they must come in all shapes and sizes!

paulaplumpbottom · 13/12/2006 15:50

My Irishman is generous and its true about their size. There must someone on here who has had a bit of everything who would know for sure.

expatinscotland · 13/12/2006 16:00

I'm very pleased with my Scotsman

kama · 13/12/2006 16:03

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expatinscotland · 13/12/2006 16:05

I had an Irish lover once, and he was stacked .

Also an Englishman who certainly measured up.

paulaplumpbottom · 13/12/2006 16:37

The one Englishman I had was not terribly impressive, I had a Dutch boyfriend who I was actually a little scared of at first , but he was especially talented. One swedish guo was soooo tiny. American guys vary but most are a good size.Thats it. Not very well traveled am I?

Blu · 13/12/2006 16:50

is this one busy irishman who has been getting himself about, do you think?

kama · 13/12/2006 23:17

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NappiesGalooooooooooooria · 14/12/2006 13:02

well ive had a bit of just about everything...so to speak. and averages count for F all when you get down to it one-to-one. have had many a surprising moment, pleasant or otherwise.

whether i can remember enough detail to be the resident expert/consultant on this topic and back up this assertion with 'fact' is another matter...

  • at not rmemebring, rather than me 'playing the field...'

dp is a v accomplished scotsman, btw. and being as how ive tried a lot of alternatives, i know im v happy to settle down with him

and yes, size does matter. but no, its not everything.

wavybaby · 14/12/2006 14:21

My boyfriend is half Peruvian and half English, very tall with a fantastic physic (and a huge nose I might add!) Unfortunately he inherited the South American weeney penis genes and laid backness (laziness) so he looks good until you "look down there". Shame, but his bod is a good detraction !

DesperatelyUpset · 14/12/2006 14:46

It can actually be quite unpleasant, even painful if you have a small 'yoni', and your partner has a large 'lingham'

NappiesGalooooooooooooria · 14/12/2006 14:51

that is very true desperately. i have experienced a size problem in that respect and with one of them, the discomfort was such that i never went back for any more... ouch.

expatinscotland · 14/12/2006 14:51

But when your yoni and his lingham are well-matched, however ,it's blissful.

DesperatelyUpset · 14/12/2006 15:20

message to men with a 'hare' - find a 'deer'.

Catalepticdru · 14/12/2006 17:47

Did any of you watch that documentary that was on C4 last year, "The World's Biggest Penis"? That was scary....

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