Macca and Mills, the fairytale endeth

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FWIW I don't like the jokes about her leg though

FWIW I don't like the jokes about her leg though

A very expensive rebound for him!

Paul makes me barf. Could I shag him for his millions? Probably.

I don't have a PC gene!

oooh...bitchfest! I agree with all comments so far!!!!

dont really care one way or another!

So obvious this would happen. She's about to laubch an attack on dairy food according to today's Times. She is barking mad and for him to have been sucked in by her is just sad. Didn't she claim that she didn't marry him for his money because she could have married someone with more (does he exist?)?

PMSL. Sorry, but I just read your name as YOKO.

Got to get Beatles out of my head.

so did I!

Now YOKO really would have a field day with this one!

Ah yes, a broadside against those famous mucousy cows, I'll bet. Where is Bubble when you need her?

Yoyo, perhaps she was stringing Bill Gates along at the same time as she was dating Paul.

do we really care??

now if youd said jordan and pete i would have got really stuck in..

Think Bill Gates has more sense as well as more money! How much has Jacko got these days? Now that would be funny.

Jacko is skint. Too many court cases and out of court payoffs.

To misquote Mrs Merton here:-

"So what did you see in the billionaire Paul McCartney?".

It is said there were relationships problems before they got married.

The one - and only person I feel sorry for in this sorry mess is their daughter.

have just heard on the radio that 'a statement said the couple had "found it increasingly difficult to maintain a normal relationship with constant intrusion into our private lives"'.

right, so it's all the media and public's fault then. becasue they've attempted to be so low-profile

Reckon their child will be ok...can't see the McCartney clang just letting her get on with it. I wouldn't be suprised if she was brought up by them instead. Sad but IMO she's barking mad and got swept away in the publicity of the whole thing. The media will be gunning for her now.

oh I the media (and lots of us) have it in for her but then I really do feel a lot of that is her fault too.

agree the child will most likely be absolutely fine

it isn't "Mr Spiggott" by any chance?

\link{http://mm.iit.uni-miskolc.hu/Lart/monty/oneleg.html\a certain Pete and Dud sketch}

What's the betting that before long HM will be doing a whole series of interviews, being very careful not to openly slad Saint Paul off but implying he was an old git or something similar. I reckon within the space of 1 year she'll be dating someone else. Not that I'm cynical.

SD - snort at "Miss Rigby's" first name. Very appropriate