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Macca and Mills, the fairytale endeth

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hunkercaribou · 17/05/2006 10:28

\link{http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/4989240.stm\was it a fairytale?}

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Surfermum · 21/05/2006 09:47

Monkey Trousers - Jim Davidson is very closely involved with SAMA, the South Atlantic Medal Association. I've been to a Falklands Reunion where he did a show, there were loads of disabled ex-servicemen in the audience, men in wheelchairs, without limbs, etc. He was very supportive of their cause and it was actually very moving how emotively he talked about what the Falklands Veterans had had to cope with since the war.

(Sorry, I know it's a bit off subject)

moondog · 21/05/2006 09:50

MT,I can't believe that Jim Davidson bans disabled people from his shows fgs!!
(Once had an erotic dream re Jim and have never looked at him the same. Oh the shame...!)

HappyMumof2 · 21/05/2006 10:07

I couldn't believe Dame Edna's 'joke' on the Princes Trust concert show last night about Heather McCartney....... all the presenters and guests were caught out laughing too Blush

talk about kicking somebody when they are down Sad

monkeytrousers · 21/05/2006 10:29

Surfermumn, my partner works in the disabled community and Jim Davidson is infamous for banning the disabled from his shows I'm afraid, I'm not sure if it's been delt with by law yet however. War veterans, well that obviously puts a different slant on things for him.

monkeytrousers · 21/05/2006 10:29

Mooney - shame!! Grin

puff · 21/05/2006 10:44

lol bosscat re Stella and her smacked arse face Grin! It's true! I'm not a big fan of Heather Mills but at least she's a bit lively.

moondog · 21/05/2006 13:53

MT..how so???
Are tickets given out with
'No disabled people' emblazoned acroos them'??

I can't go with this one without facts. Shock

WelshBoris · 21/05/2006 14:02

\link{http://www.funny.co.uk/news/art_75-1276-Davidson-Refuses-To-Perform-For-Disabled-People.html\here}

Freckle · 21/05/2006 14:07

Well, that link doesn't support MT's position. The way I read it he was specifically asking for the disabled people to be moved so that they weren't the target of his jokes as he aims his jokes at the front row of his audience (where the disabled people had been placed). I agree, refusing to perform at all is a bit childish, but it doesn't support the view that he won't have disabled people at his shows because he views them disfavourably.

moondog · 21/05/2006 14:33

Quite freckle
rofl at associated links though!!

moondog · 21/05/2006 14:35

(Can't quite believe that I am spending a Sunday afternoon discussing JD's act.....fucking hell,used to have a life.)

monkeytrousers · 21/05/2006 17:16

\link{http://www.chortle.co.uk/edfest2004/edshows.html?http&&&www.chortle.co.uk/edfest2004/laurnceclark.html\Lawrence Clark's show}

monkeytrousers · 21/05/2006 17:20

It's not my position Freckle. It's the position of many disabled people around the country who have had more direct experience of him than me.

Blu · 21/05/2006 17:33

LOL if Jim Davidson is our benchmark for anything we might aspire to!

motherinferior · 21/05/2006 17:54

Nobody's said HM is beyond comment because of her disability; they have pointed out that her disability is beyond comment because, frankly, disability and/or the various aids and adaptations that disabled people require aren't funny.

(But hey, I got slagged off for saying that jokes about Irish people were racist...)

Freckle · 21/05/2006 18:12

Sorry, MT. Should have said "the position as described by MT".

Earlybird · 30/05/2006 15:38

Here's the latest.....

Will Heather do a 'Diana' interview?

By Matt Born and Brendan Montague, Daily Mail
30 May 2006

Heather Mills is said to be considering a Princess Diana-style television appearance which could reveal intimate details of her marriage rift with Sir Paul McCartney.

The former model is thinking of telling 'her side of the story' in an interview with ITV's Sir Trevor McDonald, it is believed.

Such an appearance, with a presenter known for his deferential style, would draw comparisons with Diana's explosiveinterview with Martin Bashir, in which she talked openly about her failed marriage to Prince Charles.

Miss Mills, 38, has already been accused of modelling herself on Diana, as the wronged partner whose marriage was overshadowed by her husband's public profile.

Like Diana, she has thrown herself into charitable work, travelling round the world to highlight the plight of slaughtered seal pups.

This has also led to comparisons with Sir Paul's first wife Linda, who died of breast cancer eight years ago.

Miss Mills also became patron of the Adopt-a-Minefield charity, saying she had an affinity with those who have lost a limb.

Diana had previously visited a minefield and amputees in Angola. She called for an international ban weeks before her death. An inter-view with Miss Mills would give a unique insight into life with 63-year-old Sir Paul.

Although he has been a household name for 40 years, he has kept his private life largely under wraps.

But the former Beatle's lawyers will be keen to make sure he is not blamed for the impending divorce, nor depicted as stingy as the couple discuss how his £ 800million fortune may be divided.

An interview with Miss Mills would be a coup for Sir Trevor, who has gained a reputation as a smooth operator who rarely gives his subjects too tough a time.

An ITV source was yesterday quoted as saying: 'Heather wants to give her side of the story and knows Sir Trevor and is a fan of his. She thinks he would give her a relatively smooth ride compared to other interviewers.'

Miss Mills has vowed to return to the catwalk and resume her career as a model when her marriage ends, even though her settlement will be enough to ensure she never has to work again.

She worked as a catalogue model before losing her leg when hit by a police motorcyclist 13 years ago.

She has since reinvented herself as an animal rights activist and political campaigner. Miss Mills has now signed up to the little-known model agency Zone.

Yesterday, it was reported she has instructed her agent she wants to return to the catwalk later this summer.

Her actions have been described by some as further evidence she is a self promoter, who grew upset at living in Sir Paul's shadow.

As their marriage collapsed after four years, some of her friends hoped she might adopt a lower profile.

The latest development may reinforce Sir Paul's conviction that he made the right decision in seeking a divorce.

He was understood to have become increasingly fed up with his wife's determination to pursue a high-profile lifestyle despite his desire for a private, domestic existence at his Sussex estate.

The couple, who have a daughter Beatrice, two, announced their separation this month after it emerged they were living in separate houses 50 miles apart.

In a statement, they blamed the media, saying they found it 'increasingly difficult' to maintain a normal relationship in the public eye.

Despite speculation that Miss Mills could get up to £200million of Sir Paul's fortune, recent reports suggest her settlement is likely to be closer to £25million.

Freckle · 30/05/2006 15:42

Erm, how can she "return" to the catwalk? Not aware that catalogue models strut their stuff on a catwalk.

I think the idea of an interview with Sir T is a dreadful idea. If their marriage broke up because of media interference (according to them), why hand the divorce details to them on a plate? Sounds like she's trying to deflect any blame from herself at a very early stage.

monkeytrousers · 03/06/2006 20:27

What a horrible article. What do they mean by "Her actions have been described by some as further evidence she is a self promoter, who grew upset at living in Sir Paul's shadow." What century are we living in?

WideWebWitch · 04/06/2006 16:50

According to the press Paul will have custody of Bea, I'm surprised.

UCM · 05/06/2006 20:35

According to The Sun, she has been up to all sorts. Game old bird then. But I don't suppose Porn movies will go down to well in a custody battle.

monkeytrousers · 06/06/2006 20:43

Porn my arse! There's another despicable character assassination in the mail today. All of it obviously lies and so backward and spiteful it's hard to read. The people who write this stuff are the scum of the earth in my humble opinion.

UCM · 07/06/2006 08:53

Does make me wonder if Macca has put the PI's on her to score points in the divorce, or one of his older kids maybe???Strange that such a juicy piece of Red Top hasn't come to light before

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