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Saadia,Monkeytrousers and Peacedove...looking forward greatly to your comments on Abu Hamza's conviction.o

398 replies

moondog · 07/02/2006 23:17

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Rhubarb · 09/02/2006 21:24

Ooooooh! Now you respond! Now you try to lick my ass! Well tough titty! I ain't talking to YOU!

nanneh · 09/02/2006 21:25

Rhubarb - I actually like your posts, so can't insult you !

monkeytrousers · 09/02/2006 21:25

Rhubarb,are you sure about the lick, don't you mean kick?

Greensleeves · 09/02/2006 21:26

Verbal diarrhoea [sic] is in my view marginally preferable to intellectual constipation, Nanneh. Perhaps a warm bath might help you to relax?

Rhubarb · 09/02/2006 21:26

WHAAAAAAT! Even the ones about Muhammed? Well, the pasted ones anyway!

What can I say that you won't like then?
bollocks! uncircumcised penises! (or should that be penii?)

Rhubarb · 09/02/2006 21:27

mt - look up butt monkey, I meant 'lick'!

monkeytrousers · 09/02/2006 21:27

Oh-er!

Rhubarb · 09/02/2006 21:28

LOL! She won't like that inference!
Butt Monkey is someone who licks arse, sucks up to people. Queen of Butt Monkey (or King) is the person on the receiving end!

monkeytrousers · 09/02/2006 21:30

Talking of balls - I found a support site for eunuchs the other day as I googled for Germaine Greer sources...

nanneh · 09/02/2006 21:31

Greensleeves - well since you did surgery on my brain I seem to have lost bits of it hence the few minutes of silence - or did you put bits from YOUR brain in so that's why I have become a moron all of a sudden ?

Gosh, don't you love the school girl banter ?

monkeytrousers · 09/02/2006 21:32

Sorry, I was thinking aloud. I'm confused, aren't I, the monkeytrousers queen buttmonkey then?

Greensleeves · 09/02/2006 21:32

I'm trying manfully to mae sense of your last post, Nanneh, but there's just nothing there. Have you been drinking?

monkeytrousers · 09/02/2006 21:33

I'll forgive you if you let me sqeeeze your spots.

Rhubarb · 09/02/2006 21:33

Whoa Greensleeves, you really have pissed her off huh. I write a post with Muhammed and kiddy fiddler in the same paragraph and I get a "I like your posts"!!!!

So not fair!

Greensleeves · 09/02/2006 21:34

I think it was the 3.40pm post that did it

monkeytrousers · 09/02/2006 21:34

What are you doing trying manfully to do anything Greensleves? Try womanfully, that might work..

Rhubarb · 09/02/2006 21:35

Oh yeah! That was good that was!

Greensleeves · 09/02/2006 21:36

I have a good name for this alarming new "climate of fear" that we are all worrying about:

"The Nanneh State"

nanneh · 09/02/2006 21:36

GS - how did you guess ? DH has just poured me a huge Vodka...

Rhubarb - why would I be offended with bollocks and uncirc. dicks ? I guess you think the only people offended by Muslim bashing jokes MUST be Muslims ?

monkeytrousers · 09/02/2006 21:38

G'night!

Rhubarb · 09/02/2006 21:38

Oh, was that Muslim bashing? I was just being rude for the hell of it, Jews have circumcisions to you know! Matter of fact my brother has one and he's not a Jew or a Muslim or an anything I don't think. I don't even know why he's had one!

Bollocks is my favourite phrase!

Rhubarb · 09/02/2006 21:38

Night mt!

nanneh · 09/02/2006 21:40

Yes, I used to go out with a New York Jew, so well versed [excuse pun] in the circ. dick department, thank you !

Rhubarb · 09/02/2006 21:41

Really? Was it any different to normal ones then?

nanneh · 09/02/2006 21:43

Any way, I have a feeling I will get more out of my DVD and Vodka than I am getting from this thread.

Hope to meet again on other threads !