Les Tricoteuses - Part Deux

[BornSicky]

new thread to discuss phonehacking scandal.

LOL Pam. Will try to engage brain, am def on an off day today, wood and trees etc

Colson: We have to get the fucking story
Mulcaire: Well I have some tit jagglling by Prince Harry in lap club
Colson: What are tits?

Email For Neville
So much trouble did create
the Hacks rolled over

did you pay police?
"um, may i just clarify
with hindsight that i..."

I was not present
It was a rogue reporter
Give me the Sky deal!

My 'U' key still a problem, clearly. Damn that red wine!

This is my empire
I'll tear it all to pieces
Not for you, my son.

BS - respect!

Shaving foam pie-eyed
Aiming right at the Murdoch's
Foiled by Wendi

stopping now, this is too addictive.

lol @ Bornsticky. Confused now re format, dont understand!!!!!! . All too much for me, that learns me for being out on the piss last night.

You are too, too talented, BornSicky.

BornSicky, you are a champion haikuist

Ah looked it up. [feeling embarassed at my silly effort] BS, please, continue!!!

tee hee! Oh go on then...

The beige-suited man
Was on TV far too much
Handcuffs are waiting

Hack haiku. Haka?

ah, but you were following Pan's "version of haiku", Luca - yours was perfect

(notice that I don't even try )

That Rebekah Brooks
Spent too long with Cameron
Clap her in irons!

(does that work?)

Simple rules - 17 syllables, in 3 lines or ideas.

Mulchaire is free to blab
the babbling Brooks dries up
laptop next springs forth

Ponders - it works and is pretty good!

thank you, Pan

(so is yours, slurp slurp )

Brilliant Pam! And def could start a firestorm on Twitter.

Ponders, thanks [trying to unscrew eyes]

Bribe them officers
He did not say
But he paid them anyway

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