Unfuck my habitat

[GibberTheMonkey]

Do we have a thread already?
The prissy fly lady lot do
Anyone want to join me?

retro available on Apple, not on Android!

they need to unfuck that situation!

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thanks.
but I won't do it unless you swear at me .

Just done two twenty/tens: I've unfucked my kitchen and unfucked dinner time tonight by preparing a butterbean stew. I'm on my second break now and then I'm having one more twenty/ten to unfuck some laundry and a general clear up

I've got a battered and old fucking iPhone. Happy days.

But you're right, they do need to unfuck that situation.

I unfucked the hallway in a serious fashion (yesterday and today). Now you can see how badly it needs a coat of fucking paint.

Zing, get a fucking move on. You are a disgrace to your regiment.

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Am still procrastinating about my daughter's awful, awful shithole room...

Meant to be unfucking the futility room, but got as far as the first Christmas storage box and made the mistake of opening it
So, that's now packed nicely, lights untangled, old broken crap thrown away, last year's cards binned etc.
Coffee one nine biscuit and back to the fucking futility room of mess. Arsecorks.

I want this for my dcs, but after having a self-righteous conversation about the normalisation of swear words and their meanings being static, altered only in perception, I HAVE A DILEMMA.

Noobie, you have FUCKING dilemma. HTH.

DH said that UfYH was like Malcolm Tucker meeting Mary Poppins. 'A spoonful of sugar helps you clean your fucking room, but so does punching you so hard that your grandmother feels it and I haven't any sugar so my options are limited.'

I've unfucked the hob rests on the gas cooker by putting them in the dishwasher but was interrupted so now off to unfuckingload the washer, the dryer, the dishwasher and then off to unfuck the collapsed wardrobe.

My big pustule of a problem is that I haven't got homes for the stuff. I need to unfuck that asap.

elQuintoConyo love the designation of the futility room.

If I come back on here before 15.00 hours, shoot me! Even the 10s of the 20/10s are accounted for today as a shitload of admin to do.

The 10 isn't very long is it? Wasn't even halfway thru my fucking tea.

Zing hope DD is okay now.

Have unfucked the family and booted them out on school run. This includes unfucking breakfast while I berate DDs for putting lunch bags in the cupboard full of half eaten food on Friday. T'was 30 fucking degrees yesterday, I don't need fucking mouldering lunch bags on a Monday morn. Then unfucking fresh food into said bags.

Kitchen needs a good unfuck but I'm taking a fucking break.
Bedrooms also need unfucking.

I'm defo getting the app, don't care if I fucking need it or not
I want it.

Unfucked DD's nappy. On the bed.
Had to unfuck self and bed as she fucking shit everywhere.

Adorabell that is fucking disgusting, food in lunchbags all weekend! Eeeewwwww.

Daughter's bloody room definitely getting whole lot shitting worse before better.

If anyone has answers on how to get clingy anxious really GIRLY 6 yo girl to keep her room tidy...well, presumably you'd be a fucking millionaire, amiright.

Oh, chicken.

I'm having a brilliant time listening to an old mix tape while I unfuck. "Man of Constant Sorrow', Pixies, Liz Phair...etc. If anyone hadn't heard Liz Phair's 'Polyester Bride' I thoroughly recommend, an indie-poppy-funny-poignant singalongy tune.

I'm fucked
Just had to ride to pick dc4 up from school. Uphill on the way back pulling a trailer containing said child. I need it unfuck my fitness too

Just back from toddlerhellgroup were DS4 fucked up a plastic racing car thingy - needs to be unfucked aka superglued before next Monday.

Other than that, I've done fuck all so far - well, got up, had shower, washed hair, got DSs1-3 up, dressed, breakfasted and off to school. In their least fucked up schoolwear as the photographer is comign today to takes pictures of the little darlings. Good luck to the photographer

So I suppose I have done something - is it time for a rest yet?

On a 10. Have unfucked laundry and dishes and done veg shopping. Also unfucked family relationships by buying a shitload of birthday cards and emailing my mum. Have also bought stuff to do that Martha Stewart tying your duvet cover to your duvet thing in the hope of unfucking changing the bedclothes later on.

Daughter's wardrobe nearly unfucked. Now to get huge pile of clothes out the door to chazzer and recipients of hand-me-downs.

Just found this thread, just spent a whole week off doing fuck all and found the website, bought the app and have just done two 20:10's and achieved more in that time than the whole week I've just pissed away! I even changed the battery in the kitchen clock that had been pissing me off all week while I was waiting for the kettle to boil for my smug self congratulatory cuppa... Lordy, OH will think I'm on drugs when he gets home..

Do they still have 'Hey, Tom' on Flylady? He was cute, but that's about fucking all.

Someone give me some motivation I am very fucking lazy today

elQuintoConyo

...and can I just say that thanks to you 'arsecorks' is my new favourite swear word that I intend to incorporate as much as possible into everyday swearery? Fucking brilliant!!

well this is a breath of fucking fresh air

I need to unfuck soooo many things. FLYlady principles have worked well for me in the past but I can't fucking stand the sickly sweetness of it. Unfucking is perfect.