Unfuck my habitat

[GibberTheMonkey]

Do we have a thread already?
The prissy fly lady lot do
Anyone want to join me?

I mn while doing fuck all else during my ten minute break

My sodding knees ache

Um....nrot much. To busy arguing on here tbh. Oh and cooking lunch for PIL. So I suppose I tidied away my cooking mess dumped it in the sink for DH and DCs to deal with later
Not sure if that counts though. Can I start tomorrow please?

*not FFS

I have changed my bedsheets today and cleaned up the gross cat mat with sticky cat food on

Tomorrow's is the "ironing basket" aka towering pile of clothes and shite in the bedroom

Normally I say things like, 'gosh darn it to heck' but bugger my cheesy twatbags I'm in on this!

Tomorrow I am trying to unfuck a collapsed wardrobe in what is supposed to be turning into my bedroom. And speaking swearing of which I am off to bed.

I feel I have found a safe place.

lisa

fucking well said!

Another disillusioned fly-lady drop out here...
This sounds much more fucking fun!
Will see if I can unfuck more than I fuck up tomorrow

remembering can you pleeeeeeease start with NC to PuddingAndHotMilk?

come on, you promised!

LOL zing! Yes and yes but I can't work out how on the iPhone app

I need to unfuck my sleep patterns

On the iPhone use safari to login then name change as normal

'kay had a little browse and have decided this is definitely the fucking system for me

Today I have unfucked the coffee mugs that had collected over the last Two days, and left OH to clean up after the bastard dogs. Not much else as lunch was eaten out, tried to donate blood but they don't want my fucking blood, then unfucked the purchasing of cleaning materielas, on OH's card see he thinks he's controlling the fucking money but he really isn't

Need to Go through my fucking warbrode -again- and toss out scruffy stuff, but that's waiting 'til Tomorrow as it's too fucking late for unfucking anything else tonight. I'm sure there's Loads moré I could unfuck Tomorrow if I put my mind to it.

I also have fucked up sleep which needs unfucking, currently using medicación as a semi-unfuck. Off to pop a pill now.

Byeeeee

Zing. Done.
Unfucked my username

fishfingers I'm MN on my 10.
I'm unfucking my study which usually consists of me reading for about 5 minutes then stressing out and checking the online study forums then making a cup of tea.

Do I have a timer on my computer now. Oh fuck yeah!

Good fucking morning

Well my dc are all up, fed and half dressed.
Sink is full
Packed lubch half made

How did I not know about this!

I used the slatterns thread, which I used to find really helpful and supportive, but it is a lot quieter these days, so more just for procrastination! And flylady. Flylady has it's uses, but it assumes you fit your life around your home, which is really not the case!

Today I need to unfuck my kitchen, unfuck the laundry and find homes for all the amazing birthday presents I got on Friday.

Love this! It's totally me :-) have the app, need to unfuck my car, kitchen and kids bedrooms today. Will report back later...

Pudding you are a fucking star!!!!
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I had a shit night and DD's just been sick again - but that cheered me right up!

Oh my god, that site is amazing. Totally sending DH the linky! FLYlady meets Malcolm Tucker, brilliant!

Fucking love it. I need to unfuck my shoes.
Next baby nap it's getting fucking done. 20 mins then a break. Genius.

if my iPhone autocorrects to ducking one more time

Zing, glad to have provided some cheer after a shitty night
If my DD ever detaches from my fucking boob I'm attempting to unfuck my kitchen today. Thank fuck for Moby Wraps and cooler weather.

Can I hop on the fucking bandwagon please? House is constantly a shithole - combination of lack of storage, and sheer laziness am also pregnant with no energy but this looks fab!

This morning I've unfucked my phone (downloaded the app), unfucked my dirty toilet (been procrastinating about doing it far too long) and unfucked one kitchen cupboard! Plenty for now, its brew time...

I really have to post Ebay stuff.
I'm normally on the ball and send items on time, but I just haven't been able to fo it due to constant stomach cramps for 4 days (red witch)

it's too cold here and I have a cold and want to sleep.

can someone please tell me to stop wailing and get fucking going?

Zing, just do your jobs like the fully grown adult you are!

And have a hot water bottle with your

This is fucking awesome! Just read it, and I'm feeling pretty bloody smug right now. In the last week I have pretty much unfucked my whole house! I even vaccuumed more than once a week. It does of course help that I'm not really working much at the moment so have no excuse.

Just the hidden places and stinking dogs bed to do now. At first glance, its actually pretty good. If my mother ever came to see me I wouldn't be too ashamed at the state of it.

And training DH to pick up his fucking pants and put them in the laundry basket. Obviously all the mess is his fault

Now stop fannying about on MN and go put away that leaning pile of clean laundry! bane of my life

There's an app?! Fucking brilliant.

First job, unfuck my dog by taking him for a walk. The little shit will pull my sodding arm off for an hour, then drool water all over the bloody kitchen floor.

Second job, unfuck my kitchen floor. I'm sure I had a mop somewhere...