Unfuck my habitat

[GibberTheMonkey]

Do we have a thread already?
The prissy fly lady lot do
Anyone want to join me?

Today I have unfucked my washing basket, Unfucked the living room & am about to unfuck my hovel of a bedroom, I'm hoping to unfuck the kitchen & the bathroom today as well so I can mop, I'm on the 2nd 20-10 of the day & have got more done already than I have in ages

Yami- what Martha Stewart thing?

right, I will unfuck flat surfaces in the living room. Have made a start on unfucking the piles of clothes that are taking over the house.

Mumof3xx - get a move on!

And shoot me. I've taken a longer break than I meant, but the washing/dishwasher unfucking spilled over into cutting the chips for tea (low fat fryer!) to have with cold meat from yesterday plus using the cooking apples father brought in to make an apple crumble for dinner. I unfucked around for a while, but it will take more than one 20/10 to unfuck my kitchen. So I had lunch.

Really bracing myself to unfuck the wardrobe. I completely fucked the twatbag. It was a cheap thingy and I didn't clear the base and the 'fabric' cover didn't fit over the metal frame as too small. Then it collapsed. I have a replacement but I have to unfuck the collapsed wardrobe first which means belting up and down two flights of stairs so I am unfucking my fitness levels at the same time. Then the new wardrobe and finally after six years I will have somewhere for my clothes. That's a big unfuck.

Hmm I came to make the bed, but accidentally sat on it and now I am stuck

Actually incapacitated or gripped by inertia?

Contemplating sleep.....

It's taken me 3 days but I just did my first 20/10. Downstairs toilet lookin good. Ten mins goes fast though.

building

I heard you loud & clear!

I sent the parcels, returned sg to Tesco and bought more nail varnish and lip gloss & got dinner sorted.
that's it. no more spending until Christmas!

I even got to school early and took the last parking place - fucking awesome or what?!

just waiting now to get DS4.

Ads she is full of snot. she's ok though, thanks!

Unfucked the fridge! Yeah! Off to get kids from school, they'll be exhausted with full days of preschool / school after last weeks half days so going to put a fucking DVD on and unfuck the rest of the kitchen. I may even fucking dance to music while doing it.

Fucking running tonight on the unfuck my fitness plan...

This is way more cool than the prissy wee flylady stuff!

Bags of clothes to recipients, huzzah!

Watched half an episode of 'The Thick of It' in honour of you lot while I sorted bags. Fucking brilliant.

elquinto

I'm glad too see futility room is still alive and doing well!

(for those who don't know it was only a typo at first in describing a very messy utility room that was near impossible to clean - but "futility room" is actually the perfect phrase for it IMO! )

PMSL at futility room so true!

I've unfucked the laundry and cloth nappies including stuffing the boosters in the fucking pockets ahead of needing it (I've realised stuffing the bastard thing while holding kicking screaming child's feet out of the way of the old nappy is fucking impossible)

Unfucking my body by getting some sleep is high on my list now (DD allowing of course) followed by a 20:10 session with the LO in a sling...

I've tidied up my pinterest boards. Does that count?

yes gibber it does!

mumof3xx some areas have heavier gravity than others. Well known fact. Especially beds, sofas and armchairs. Beds with teenagers are practically black holes.

Probably won't be able to keep up the actual swearing, but I'm there in spirit.

Have unfucked the collapsed wardrobe. As a reforming hoarder I am going to be on a mission this month as there is a table top sale at the local methodist and my father was born to sell.

So dinner is unfucked, the spare apples donated by father to add to the apple mountain are now in an apple crumble and the washer and dryer are on again. I did have washing on the line. Fucking, arsing, snotridden, pox laden cunting rain. Which stopped the second I got through the door.

I think I love this thread.

GibbertheMonkey My email accounts are in my sights.

The DO (Darling Offspring) and I have made mini-doughnuts in a Homer Simpson themed doughnut maker - this process has totally fucked-up my kitchen. Fucking doh!!

But I did finally unfuck the huge bag of my old Playmobil (bear in mind that I am as old as time itself) that my mum kindly brought to ours. At Christmas 2012. I thought I'd better unfuck it before Christmas 2013. It had spent the last 8+ months sitting on a shelf in the dining area .
Thoroughly unfucked now, DS4 thinks it's great.
Info for those thinking about keeping their kid's Playmobil for their GC: don't do it. Plastic tat gets old and breaky and bits get fucking lost. What's the point of an Indian Chief without his fucking feather headpiece, I ask you??

Unfucked the ironing basket (didn't iron it, mind, just took things out of there which shouldn't be there and put them in for washing...) and unfucked kitchen windowsill. Phew!

Unfucked dinner.

Hoping to unfuck DHs passport situation in the process of unfucking some shitty 'Drawers of Doom'.

Have also unfucked the pet food situation before the dog has to eat hotdogs. Which he won't mind, but with his dodgy stomach I will afterwards.

Just unfucked the bedroom windowsill. That fucker's been pissing me off for months.

Suspect that's going to be all I manage today as DD is surgically attached to my boob now and I'm sleeeeeeeepy

www.keeperofthehome.org/wp/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/8-weeks-to-declutter.pdf

a very good decluttering project - also works on the 30 mins/day philosophy!
I think it goes well with UfYH, so I hope you don't mind gibber that I added it!

Water's off here, bods fixing thing in a big hole, so fucked my unfucking somewhat. I did unfuck the kitchen and get to Pilates before the water was cut off. Still need to unfuck beds and food for dogs. Futility room was semi unfucked already and today I unfucked some seeds into pots.

Looks like I'll be venturing out tonight though, a classmate of DD2 lost her father last night - don't know what COD was- so there's a mass for him tonight and funeral tomorrow. Fuck knows what's happening about dinner.

Zing glad snot monster DD is okay.

My unfucked kitchen and dining room look fucking amazing.

My DH thinks I'm on fucking drugs...

Is anyone giving in to Malcolm tucker style sweary retorts to casual enquiries about all the activity (please say yes)?