Unfuck my habitat

[GibberTheMonkey]

Do we have a thread already?
The prissy fly lady lot do
Anyone want to join me?

Monday unfucking -

Pots
Pets
Rubbish out
Clear crap off work tops
Sweep stairs
Sweep kitchen
Mop
Hoover living room
Sort coats on porch

Monday skiving working from home:

Hang up nappies
Wash on, hang up
Chop up stew to go in slow cooker tomorrow
Iron warm weather clothes for work trip next week

TUESDAY UNFUCK

Get lazy arse out of bed
Get dressed
Make beds
Kids dressed
Set up 'helpful kids' chart (my evilly genius plan to get them to help me out a bit, with the reward being the Frozen DVD )
Dishy
Hang washing out on line (dry, sunny and windy!)
Continue attacking laundry mountain, or mount washmore as it is also known
Write meal plan/shopping list
Lunch
Do shopping
Horses
Early dinner and bed for everyone

BONUS UNFUCK
Attack any invisible corners
Hoover downstairs
Put clean laundry away

TUESDAY UNFUCK

DONE
Everyone up, fed and dressed
Dishy
Sheets hung on line
Car play mat in machine
Kids 'helpful chart' introduced successfully
Sitting room tidied and hoovered
Played trains with DS
Played Pottermore with DD
Had coffee

STILL TO UNFUCK
Car mat to hang out
Folding of clean laundry
Lunch
Make beds
Shopping list and meal plan
Shopping
Horses
Early dinner and bed for all

Yesterday was a massive unfuck! Did an imperial fuckton of unfucking (as imperial is bigger than metric). I
*went to IKEA and bought a cot, a high chair and a coat rack to be a towel stand for the downstairs shower. WITH A BABY
*went and picked up strawberry jam (yuck) and a phone for the inlaws)
*assembled all my IKEA purchases
*fed the family
*did a load of washing

I am refusing to do extra unfucking just because in-laws have invited themselves to our house.

Today I have
kissed the baby
tickled the baby
eaten lunch
drank way too much coffee.

I will do some washing and umm, yeah, that's it.

Loki I do hope the washing isn't going to eat into baby kissing and tickling time.

Not a lot done the last few days but today will be impressive , there's laundry to be done, beds to strip, kitchen to sort, towels from yesterday's washing to be put away, dusting and finally vacuuming. That's inside. Dog pen needs a good old soaking with disinfectant and the dogs really could do with a shower but that may be delayed until tomorrow.

I'll get cracking after I've had another cuppa. I may actually get to the equestrian centre later too, maybe.

So Loki, how's the catering going?

I found I couldn't vacuum upstairs yesterday as it's knee deep in DD's fucking detritus. Again.

This morning I have unfucked the following

Scoured the house for socks, not something I normally do but needed enough to make it worth running the washing machine.

Washed socks and undies
Dishy emtpied and reloaded with hob rack things.
Hob thoroughly cleaned and degreased
Caught up on MN and eaten a fried egg in toast for brekkies

Later I need to unfuck getting 5 cacti over to a friend's, handwash my delicates, stitch a few buttons on and do a meal plan for next week.

Disclaimer, detritus may not actually knee deep, and it's 95% DD1's. DD2 is still a neat freak, but she's not 13 yet, there's still time for her to metemorphosise in a Kevlara.

Sofa's clean

Also unfucked today,

Washing, DD2 put it on, I put it out and brought it back in
My hand washing
Taxi service for DDs
Dogs dealt with
Friend's cacti put in the garage to stop dogs destroying them, will deliver tomorrow.
Stitched buttons on 2 shirts of mine, few more to go.
Just put dishy on

Still fucked, equestrian centre, Pilates, ironing, DD1's tidying up, their laundry.

I neeeeeed this fucking thread back!

Anyone else

Shit. No wonder my habitat is fucked. April! Well, I am back from Orlando, DC and NYC and ready to sleep start unfucking.

You dropped off my threads list

Gotta do some unfucking tomoz, DDs had a sleepover last night and we've been out today.

Tomorrow's unfucking list is like this,

Laundry
Vacuum & dust , yep the dusting really needs doing
Nuke kitchen and my bathroom, bloody ants have infiltrated again as t'is turned cold out
Wash dogs if it's warm enough out, full sun forecast but unly 16 degrees C
General food and shit like that.

Hope you had a great time Loki

Yay
Let's unfuck!

Unfucked so far, all the washing, 4 loads plus two lots of hand washing. Most still slightly damp so arranged around the house finishing off.

Meal planned for the coming week
Sorted DD2's feet out, she keeps cutting toe nails too short and getting ingrown nails, needed anti-biotics a few months ago.
Harried both to tidy their bloody rooms up

DH has unfacked such things as gutters, camping gear I fucking hate camping trellis and other things out there. I've left him to feed the dogs coz I've done it all bloody week.

Now I need to unfuck dinner and pack leftovers for packed lunches, sandwiches are done for DDs' snacks.

Tomorrow I plan to unfuck picking the lavender we have and making lavender oil and water. Never done it before but that YouTube thingy assures me it's easy.

Unfucked

Kids all up fed and dressed
Last nights pot
This mornings pots
Bin emptied
Recycling out
Work tops wiped
Kitchen swept
Sink cleaned

The big garden is unfucked. I thought the washing from nearly 4 weeks away was unfucked, but DH hadn't finished unpacking it! All the wild strawberries between my house and the lake have been unfucked into DDs tummy.

I still need a chest of drawers for my bedroom. Sending DH back to IKEA to procure some. Just got a filing cabinet, so tomorrow will be unfucking paperwork (2 years worth).

Holiday was lovely. My parents paid for me and my sisters and all our families to fly to the US and stay in Florida for a week and a half together. They all met the baby.

That sounds a lovely holiday! How old is baby?

She's 7 months now. After Florida DH and I took our kids to DC then New York, where we met up with my family again for a picnic in Central Park. We also met up with DSs best friend who moved back to NY last year.

Off today to look at inset fireplaces to replace our broken one before winter. And buy yet another baby gate as DD has discovered she can remove the edging on the hallway floor.

Pesky little geniuses, ain't they Loki? Glad you had such a lovely time on hols.

Today's unfucking doesn't amount to much.

Family fed and kicked out for school/work,
Showered in peace and washed my hair, even took time to dry it
Wasted time on YouTube
Test drove a car to give DH my seal of approval, his need not mine
Had a lovely lunch with DH
Swung by school to collect DDs
Vacuumed muddy paw prints off carpet
Fed dogs
Quick clear up and dishwasher on
Currently waiting for DDs' dinner to bake, stuffed peppers, DH and I only need a sarnie each.

Tomorrow I need to crack on before the dust builds up

Vacuuming done, more fuckimg laundry yesterday, dishwaher and breakfast things done, school library books taken to school because DDs forgot them

School winter hols start in 25 minutes.

I may be some time.

I notice I was on this thread last year . That would explain a lot...

Must start this again...

I put some washing on today. It is in the machine. I should go put it in the dryer, but it is downstairs.

Erm, bought boots for DD1. That's about it for today. Must do better tomorrow.

Unfucked

Stripped beds
One wash on
One wash waiting
One wash in dryer
Dc all fed
Me and dc3 dressed