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Unfuck my habitat

948 replies

GibberTheMonkey · 06/09/2013 15:48

Do we have a thread already?
The prissy fly lady lot do Wink
Anyone want to join me?

OP posts:
AdoraBell · 08/09/2013 06:03

Marking place, need to have a look at that site as fly lady has been pissing me off lately.

Jaynebxl · 08/09/2013 06:24

We just moved house. There's a lot of unfucking to do.

Longtalljosie · 08/09/2013 06:35

This looks perfect - I did a bit of Flylady but 1) all the LOL! at the end of not especially funny sentences annoyed me and 2) I never told DH about it because I never would have heard the end of it. Have sent him this link - let's fucking well do it Grin

MinimalistMommi · 08/09/2013 07:33

poached there is a blog with pics.

MinimalistMommi · 08/09/2013 07:34

Scroll down a bit and you will see pics unfuckyourhabitat.tumblr.com/

poachedeggs · 08/09/2013 08:19

Thanks for that! :)

stickchildren3 · 08/09/2013 08:21

Hi, I am a serial lurker on GH to try to motivate myself but things are so desperate I have to fucking DO something about my horrendous habitat. If I get UfYH app, will I get bombarded with emails which will stress me out even more? - how does it work? I'm still in bed, can't face getting up with 3dcs moaning for breakfast, someone please advise me!!

Mumof3xx · 08/09/2013 08:25

Oh this looks much more me than fly lady and its shine your sink shite

BoffinMum · 08/09/2013 08:34

Rake, you could actually install a basketball hoop with a bag clipped underneath for the fucking laundry.

allhappyfamiliesarealike · 08/09/2013 09:01

I have found my people

Mumof3xx · 08/09/2013 09:07

Right I'm going to do something in a min

Bathroom or kitchen?

ZingWantsCake · 08/09/2013 09:27

Ads!

Chubfuddler · 08/09/2013 09:42

Stick, get out of fucking bed

(Said with love)

stickchildren3 · 08/09/2013 09:45

Yes ma'am chub, I'm out of fucking bed, sadly looking at the kitchen (have i been fucking burgled?!) and still debating getting the app....

Chubfuddler · 08/09/2013 09:58

Stop debating

Don't need the app. Look at the blog. Do 1 20/10

Now

Mumof3xx · 08/09/2013 10:03

So I ....

Got dressed
Made my bed
Washed the pots
Put steriliser on
Made dd a bottle
Put toys that aren't bath toys away in bedrooms
Put recycling out

Now feeding dd

PacificDogwood · 08/09/2013 10:06

Ooooh, Chub, fierce or what Grin

You a sargeant-major in RL??

I am off to unfuck the Random Piles of Shite that accumulate on my kitchen worktop during the course of a week. Where does this crap even come from??

TheYamiOfYawn · 08/09/2013 10:07

What does the app do? There is a free android app called chore checker that you can set up with all your daily/weekly/monthly tasks.

poachedeggs · 08/09/2013 10:09

Hehey Chub, I like it!

My sheets are in the wash [preen] and I did the dishes last night like a fucking adult so the kitchen isn't too bad. I even dug out my neti pot and unfucked my sinuses.

Verging on a marathon so I'm now putting my feet up.

poachedeggs · 08/09/2013 10:11

Yami I've used chore checker - it's brilliant, got me into some great morning habits, just simple stuff like airing bedrooms and porting recycling out but it really helped, good suggestion :)

stickchildren3 · 08/09/2013 10:26

I did it chub, what a fucking good girl I am! Can't quite believe what I managed in 20! Smile Planning my next move..

Mumof3xx · 08/09/2013 10:51

Wash load 1 in dryer
Wash load 2 in washer
Rubbish from bedroom in bin
Living room tidy

allhappyfamiliesarealike · 08/09/2013 10:55

remember to have a nap, Mumof3xx - we don't want you marathonning Smile

KatyPutTheCuttleOn · 08/09/2013 11:02

This looks more like me as well, so how does this work then?
Confused newbie

Chubfuddler · 08/09/2013 11:02

V good

Now do something nice