Unfuck my habitat

[GibberTheMonkey]

Do we have a thread already?
The prissy fly lady lot do
Anyone want to join me?

[poachedeggs]

Well the kitchen looks heaps better and the washing is out in the sun. Ten minutes off then I have to put away the clean shit. I'm liking this.

[BigPawsBrown]

Joining!

[ShoeWhore]

Very interested... what does the app do?

[Rooners]

I've done a load of washing and grouted a third of the kitchen tiles. That however was in the presence of my mother and a sleeping baby.



I shan't get anything else done for quite some time...the washing is still in a heap on the floor.

[ZingWantsCake]

we unfucked the house as much as we could.

I hope we get an offer. fx

[CatAmongThePigeons]

Fingers crossed for you Zing

I've not unfucked anything. I have a cold and I am fucked. I will put the goddamn washing away that has mysteriously found its way to the bedroom floor...

[buildingmycorestrength]

I partially unfucked my wardrobe. Ish.

Husband fucked up the kitchen in order to feed us, and then kindly also unfucked it.

My daughter's room is seriously fucked up ATM. Fuck.

[Chubfuddler]

I've done two loads of fucking washing (washed and dried), folded and put away what doesn't need ironing and folded the rest neatly in the goddamn ironing basket

I've cleaned the dishwasher, the bastard.

I've batch cooked some bloody dinners

[GibberTheMonkey]

Right I'm going to go and do a fucking 20:10

[Lurleene]

Fuck me, this just what I need to get on top of my house shit. Flylady can shove it up her goddam arse.

[PacificDogwood]

I am enjoying the profanity more than the 'orrible housekeeping

[LovesBeingOnHoliday]

Hmm I might be able to do tgis

[LovesBeingOnHoliday]

Loving everyone's updates

[TigerFeet]

I unfucked my ironing pile this morning before I even knew about any of this. This shit is good

[Kithulu]

Ooo I like this! Going to start unfucking tomorrow though (fucking put my sodding back out)
DH being wonderful and completely fucking up the kitchen at the moment, there is no hope of getting him to unfuck it after dinner. But the food will taste great as he is an awesome (messy) cook.
What I would really like him to do is to unfuck the bedroom floor an put his sodding clothes away. It would make it easier for me to lower my self in and out of bed.

[GibberTheMonkey]

My fridge has been unfucked
I also cleaned the kitchen windowsill from all the fucking dead flies and dead leaves

[MinimalistMommi]

I bought the app a while ago and think its fabulous, the timer is great for when you're feeling utterly un-motivated, simply take a look at pics on blog to further motivate you and go for it!

[poachedeggs]

I must missing something without the app, can't see any pictures.

I've done shitloads of washing but my unfucked kitchen is totally screwed since I made dinner. I've possibly got the makings of sinusitis though so it can fuck off :(

[starfishmummy]

I want that app. Stamps feet and has a tantrum.

[ZingWantsCake]

I have unfucked my bad mood by spending a fortune on different coloured nail varnishes.

each fingernail is now a different colour and they really cheered me up!

from left to right:
sunflower yellow, sky blue, mint green, purple, peach, red, dark salmon, chocolate brown, royal blue, rose pink.

my hands look like some fucking Dulux colour charts!

[Lurleene]

I just unfucked the bottom of my wardrobe and got rid of all the shitty receipts and packaging I hid in there last Christmas. I have also realised I have 9 fucking pairs of shoes that have never made it of their box.

[BoffinMum]

Spent Thursday afternoon shredding and unfucked a major box of crap.

[louiseaaa]

You beaty :D thankyou

[hazchem]

I just unfucked my sofa. Hooray.

Do you think I should add a calendar reminder or something to remind me to unfuck tomorrow?