Unfuck my habitat

[GibberTheMonkey]

Do we have a thread already?
The prissy fly lady lot do
Anyone want to join me?

Mum I woud do the garden if that's what you feel motivated To do. Yep, inside needs doing too but it'll still be there Tomorrow. Gowan, Get yourself outside and enjoy unfucking the garden.

Dogs - unfucked
Dog pen- unfucked
Dustbin out for collection -unfucked
DDs harangued úntil they actually put their bloody washing on- unfucked
Hand washing delicadas -unfucked
DDs breakfasted and showered - they unfucked that
Lunch is on the horizon and then I have To do a couple of errands.

RnB

Yesterday arvo I made granola, this morning I put it into Jars and put the baking dish in the DW. Which is also unfucked. I'm on a roll here.

Work all day today

So little unfucking

Dryer has just finished as has washer
Another wash load waiting to go on
Bottles are soaking
Lunch boxes are sprayed
Recycling taken out

Pets need cleaning and bins need emptying

But first to get the small people into bed!

My Two are starting a new school year Tomorrow, I still need To stitche badges on their blazers.

Shopping unfucked, Dentist not so much.

Still To unfuck Today

Dinner
Packed lunch for tomoz
Sling food pots/boxes in DW for packed lunch tomoz
Make a fruit salad, got a pineapple in the fruit bowl needs using
Prep dog food, entails chopping a Chicken up and freezing, feed dogs
Get nail varnish off DD's nails

^^not necasseraly in that order.

Need to unfuck my brain, feels like it will explode! Also still need to find my other fucking bastard slipper.

Oh, and do some more fucking laundry, bake some cunting cakes and make some bastard dinner for a loadof kids. Might need a creme egg to get through it!

I am so fucking lazy. The robot vacuum cleaner is beeping at me. I'm actively hoping it runs out of battery. Today I have baked dinner rolls (well, they are ready to go in the oven) made lentil and vegetable soup, put away a load of washing and sone another load. And bought a new pushchair as you do, because it is easier than making 3yo DD walk

I do believe I'm moré lazy than you because I Spent an hour in a bubble bath Today, have done Fuck all about dinner yet and am sitting here MNing with a coffee and biscuits. So there, ner.

Like the sound of your dinner actually.

MrsNouveao write down the contents of your brain. Read/burn as required. HTH.

Things I've actually unfucked Today -

Paced lunches Assembled
Family fed and shoved out the door before 7.30 am
Dogs fed n sorted úntil later
DW Emptied - eventualy
Washing, about 3 Loads
I've had a rather agreeable, other than fact I had To cook, ham and cheese omlette.

It's 3 O'clock so I need To Get off my arse and contemplate school run and replace the pack of toffees I've scoffed.

Slight over use of the word "actually" - unfucked

Well done everyone, after having a pretty much lazy week I have finally got my mojo back and the living room got changed around and de cluttered yesterday. Today I have sorted out some clothes to go to charity and I have cleaned the entire kitchen floor. Sunday I plan to unfuck my kitchen as the cupboards are full to the brim!

Well done PumpkinsSweetie

My kitchen will be properly unfucked when DH is away in a couple of weeks.

Today I really need To unfuck Dentist for DDs, they need braces and the Dentist we were using has closed. Also need To unfuck booking fumigación, you Shoulda seen the fucking huge bugs on the terrace last night. I have the right number now, so I'm told, will try rínging a bit later.

Need to unfuck my life at the moment! Annoying vicious cycle of being stressed, so unable to mentally relax and settle, so nothing is getting finished, and not sleeping properly, which is adding to the stress!

Have 30mins til the school run. I'm going to sort some laundry, empty the dishy and have a cup of tea and some chocolate.

Right ladies

I'm on a cleaning spree tonight

Anyone care to join me?

I took a bag and 2 boxes of recycing to the recycling centre tonight while I picked up pizza for dinner

Every single one of DHs shirts is ironed, except the one he wore today. Kitchen needs unfucking.

I started my kitchen

Took a load of clean laundry up
Cleaned table and highchair after tea
Cleaned hob
Cleaned two work tops
Washed half of pots
Swept floor

Currently bathing the dcs!

sounds good mumof3 you are much better than me, im starting on my kitchen tomorrow. Going to get a supply of music downloaded to get me started. Im hoping to reclaim all my lost cupboard space, so much so that I can actually take cereal out of the cupboards without something falling on my feet

I did unfuck to rubbish and wash up today, next to hoover and that's the lot for today. There is a trip to the park and a dvd day to be had

Been out of the house all day today, so feeling like a slacker compared to you lot!

DH is away, so kids and I got Burger King for dinner. Looking forward to having a quiet night in front of last week's Musketeers once the kids are in bed.

Probably ought to do some housework too!

So, I was about to go put all the clothes away (baby DD was sleeping) but I saw this and decided I had to have the app. Spent 30 minutes trying to find pictures to delete from my phone to free up enough space to download a new app.

Got app. DD awake, clothes remain littered about the house. Procrastination anyone?

Love the app though

That is called structured procrastination :o

In my head I've done Loads, decided what To do for meals next week, based on someone else's ideas but I tweaked it To fit, started shopping list. Sticking To my plan of spending weekends actually doing things with DDs I've done Fuck all else.

As for time with DDs, bike ride this morning, chillin' in the arvo then dinner out and música on Youtube in the car -DH driving- on the way home.

Hope you enjoy your TV MrsNeavou

Must get tidy today!

Messy messy house

Morning all.

Tv was divine (love the Musketeers :o)

Today DD has extra ballet, we have the horses to do, lunch with my dad, homework and the never ending laundry. Currently still in bed though :o

Tried my best, the kitchen does look better but inside of cupboards still fucked up as I have ran out of wheelie bin space for the junk that requires chucking out! So frustrating, wish I had a car so I could go to the tip.

Ended up with some spare time this afternoon after cancelling DD's ballet class due to DS being poorly. Turned out to be the best decision I've made all week!

I've unfucked the sitting room floor, and hoovered it, hoovered the hall and put shoes and random shite away, unfucked the dishy and kitchen sides, dinner currently cooking.

Still to unfuck:
Eat dinner
Bath and early bed for kids
Hang out washing on airer
Hoover kitchen and conservatory
Clear up all dinner stuff
Wash up DD's lunch box
Chill in front of the telly
Early bed and hope I actually get some fucking sleep (DS I'm looking at you!)

Right, DDs started school Wed last week. School was evacuated Thursday afternoon and remains closed, so I've done fuck all unfucking other than meals and dishwasher, plus a couple of loads of washing.

MrsNouveau concentrate on relaxing so you can sleep. Could you have a bubble bath after DCs are in bed? Or take time to sit in a quiet room and have a cup of tea while reading something like magazines or books, or watching something You want to see on TV. If anything is bugging you write it down to get it out of your head, then deal with it later if it needs action.

Once you've got some decent sleep you'll be better able to deal with everything else.

Need to get dinner unfucked here, it got fucked up good and proper yesterday and i had to abandon my plans, stomps foot, so tonight we're having reheated chicken casserole. I just need to stick it in the oven and cook some broccoli. Oven should be hot now so I'm offski

MrsNouveau hope you got some sleep.

AdoraBell WTF happened at school? I would go apeshit if it happened at DSs school (mainly brcause I'd end up with DH home, too, since we work at the school DS goes to.

Today I have:
Done and hung out 1 load of laundry, and then 2 loads of sheets. Put new sheets on beds. Still have to do quilt covers and pillow cases (I probably should own more than one set for my bed.

Need to iron some shirts. Change the baby. Put thw fucking washing away like a fucking grown up. Pick up DD. All of which can wait until I finish unfucking last night's leftovers. Kids refused to eat my beef in red wine with dumplings. More for me

Finally got some sleep last night! DS has been poorly with a croup type cough, which ended us up in A&E Sunday night, and DH away, so on top of my stressful week last week, not a lot of sleep was had. But DH home yesterday, better night last night, DS much better, but I feel knackered today!

Anyway, we have the surveyer coming tomorrow (loft conversion - yay!) So really need to unfuck the house, and not just the usual bits, but all the hidden bits too. Fuck!

5 more minutes then I will do a 20/10