Would anyone like a (totally real, guv) reading?

[TotallyRealPsychicInteriors]

I am a totally real Psychic Interior Specialist. All you have to do is ask what you should put in a certain place in your house and I'll use my amazing mental powers to read exactly what you need. I'll do links and everything!

You can thank me later when guests compliment you on your AWESOME decor...

In the corner of the stairs ceiling

On the wall above the downstairs loo please.

On the wall above the sofa. DC like to jump on it..

☆closes eyes and hums☆

Definitely a cluster of these

The above was for merryhouse

Flymetothetoon

☆Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm☆

THESE

In my open plan kitchen/diner/living room. Recently moved and there is just too much open, white, plain walls. Kitchen is navy blue, teal sofa, wooden farmhouse table.

Ooooh, PippaPegg … this one is hard. Lots of veils and fog blocking my psychic juices...

☆Ommmmmmmmmmmmmm☆

Perfect!

How should I redecorate the back bedroom?

I need this help! Tried to post twice now and it won't! Maybe my psychic channel is blocked?! I need help with the space behind my kitchen door. It's dead space and the recycling (bottles) seem to gather there... Any help would be amazing

ComeTheFuck0nBridget - this one just FELL into my brain... no ☆hum☆ needed!

In the alcove by the back door

BatleyTownswomensGuild

☆Hummmmbitty hummmmmm☆

With this as a feature wall.

Nursery ceiling please

Spongeface

☆hummmm☆

Hmmm. That drew a blank. Hang on. Louder is better.

☆HUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM☆

I'm getting mixed messages. Either this or this

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☆Quiet humming☆

This , right in the middle of the alcove. Nailed it.

Love it! Wish I could use all your energies for my whole soulless house but mustn't monopolize you!
Option one gone for as it hides the evidence better :)
Thank you!

KnobwithaK - I'm getting LIGHT... and I can't work out if that means you want a lampshade or just ceiling décor. So...

THIS oooooooor THIS

Spongeface ...really?

ERRR, I MEAN YES! BEHOLD MY POWERS!

...anyone else?

Nursery wall (in fact you can do the whole nursery if you like )

The jellyfish lampshade is actually pretty perfect.

My bedroom

I have white bed and white fireplace

On the wall above my sofa (leather chesterfield).

What should I put in my hallway that fits in with the parking scratch cards and the scooters?