Would anyone like a (totally real, guv) reading?

[TotallyRealPsychicInteriors]

I am a totally real Psychic Interior Specialist. All you have to do is ask what you should put in a certain place in your house and I'll use my amazing mental powers to read exactly what you need. I'll do links and everything!

You can thank me later when guests compliment you on your AWESOME decor...

Should I buy one of those light fittings made entirely out of (usable) wine glasses or will this encourage me to drink more (see username)?

www.glow.co.uk/vino-wine-glass-chandelier.html?gclid=Cj0KCQjwncT1BRDhARIsAOQF9Lkk9uZJ3Es2OjUqnyuaVK2wq-75OtLlS0W2b3rZFElY9UtyD-vWFrMaAjFVEALw_wcB#VINOSM

Okay, KnobwithaK no more humming...

Kablammo! Feature wall

Yes totallyreal! I'm so pleased. I'm tempted to push it and ask for something to put above my bed... Blank wall currently

Small hallway and landing please

homeschoolmyarse you need one of these and one of these. Definitely.

Wow!

Thank you

In my downstairs shower room

Well, catinasplat this is calling to you.

That's really nice, totally!

I have just the thing, LoisSangerAteMyHamster

…Ta daaaaa

this also jumped on my psychic waves on the way past for you.

Nomorewineever You should buy it, but I am reliably informed that the chandelier features The Wrong Glasses and you should decorate it with your own, and pair it with this

Spongeface again...

☆cracks knuckles☆

Boom

Lucky you, TheTigerQueen I got a pairing for you!

this with this

KnobwithaK You're welcome! I didn't think this would work

crustycrab

Just for you!

catinasplat Psychic juices, y'see!

Ooooh yes please, the space either side of my brass bedstead

Thanks!

That is just what I need @TotallyRealPsychicInteriors you are indeed awesome. The choice if colour Torched Brown makes Farrow and Ball’s Mouses Arse seem laughable.
Thank goodness for Prime.

Bottom of my stairs

That door knocker would single handedly tell the neighbours everything they need to know about me. I of course wouldn’t ever answer the door unless someone called me via carrier pigeon first, being a true Munsnetter. Thank you. I bow at your feet.

Do you do gardens? I need a feature centrepiece for my front garden, sitting on pebbles.

In the babies nursery on the bare wall

If gardens are not your thing, what colour should I do my dining room walls?

Right, sorry, back. I was playing a board game with TotallyRealPsychicFamily!

Eachpeachpearbum You need...

Hummmmmmmmmmmmm

...one of these on one side of your bed, and one of these on the other.