Would anyone like a (totally real, guv) reading?

[TotallyRealPsychicInteriors]

I am a totally real Psychic Interior Specialist. All you have to do is ask what you should put in a certain place in your house and I'll use my amazing mental powers to read exactly what you need. I'll do links and everything!

You can thank me later when guests compliment you on your AWESOME decor...

homeschoolmyarse The juices have spoken! I shall do paper and paint for you, though...

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This at the head of the bed. Paint the other walls in this and the skirting and woodwork in a bold colour of your choice. Maybe metallic?

memememoi

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Here. It's perfect for your house's chakras, but if the colours scare you or your DP, they do it in pastel too.

I actually really like this runner!!

Okay so I'm also confused at what do for the windows in my livingroom... nail this (as i need something quite specific iyswim) and I'll def be a believer

Okay, this one has bugged me because I have no idea what I'm doing I sense that you want privacy and style because your living room window is viewable by neighbours.

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My psychic juices tell me that you should put this on the lower half of your windows to allow for light and a view. You should also paint the woodwork in this colour and add this blind for after dark.

And I forgot to tag memememoi in it!

@TotallyRealPsychicInteriors we've just decorated our hallway/stairs a light grey. It's quite a small area and we would like something that brightens it up(not lights). Any ideas

Help help help.
I work from home, my office is quite dark but it never feels cosy nor looks finished. How do I make it welcoming oh clever one?

How about in my bedroom under the window?

@TotallyRealPsychicInteriors I really wanted to believe... maybe have another try??

(Haha I love this thread 🤣🤣)

Dammit! I've been rumbled Clearly my juices got mixed and I have someone else's décor destiny. If anyone would like to claim memememoi 's prediction, now is the time!

I'll distill my juices a bit more over that one...

Hello Pawsin ! My juices give you...

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This and this.

areallthenamesusedup I sense that the lack of cosiness causes you great distress. I shall om on it.

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You cannot progress without this and this in your office, followed by this chilling on the cabinet or on your desk.

Ooooh needsmorebooks I can tell that you will fall in love (potentially over an extended length of time... let it happen!) with this but only with this little guy underneath.

Ooh interesting, below decks novelty lamp placement concept. What have I been doing with my life until your psychic interiors gave me a nudge I do not know. Thanks oh sage one.

Yes Yes Yes....you are right!
A comfy chair.
Praise be.

My kitchen cabinets (i want to paint them) and the kitchen wall.

very excited at these magic powers