Do you need to be able to use the word "arrogant" at the age of two?

[Lilymaid]

Today's little genius, care of the Daily Mail

Seems a pretty sane article to me. I think that she is a very poor role model (not that she has set herself up to be one, has she?), and I bet most girls who aspire to be models have no idea how much the images they see are doctored.

Yes, but it's by Liz Jones. Who is really out to lunch.

and the expert's knee solution was painful surgery or put on some weight to flesh out knee cap.

lol. As if Kate Moss's is going to risk her career by porking up to stop her knees being so prominent

Ok so what happens to all these early childhood geniuses? Thinking about that girl Ruth who went to Cambridge aged 12 or so? Old farts may remmeber her from the 1980s. Where is she now?

FWIW I think Mozart died quite young so that's a bad omen for a start .

Let this little girl play for now. When she's got plenty of time for academia later.

is Liz Jones that old journo with the too-long hair?

I thought I'd wandered onto the wrong thread then. This is a serious thread - leave Kate Moss out of it .

who in their right mind would get their 2 year old mensa'd

(see how easily I flit between serious and dross, booky. That was just for you)

I actually have really prominent kneecaps (or patella, patellae actually) and very proud

Yes, pointy, and she is mad as a bo of frogs.

Talking of which, did anyone read that La Burchill is giving up journalism to study theology? It was in the Independent, so it Must Be True.

Ruth Lawrence - happy ending!

James Harries, on the other hand - blimey!

And the amputated breasts. She wrote about them in the Guardian/Obs the other day.

That's Liz Jones, not Ruth Wossname. Whom I used to see when I was at Oxford, trailing behind her dad on their tandem while the rest of us were loafing around drinking and smoking dope and agitating leftily and generally having rather more of a whale of a time than she seemed to be.

A bo of frogs? Que? Box, obviously.

A bo of fro?

pointy - Liz Jones is the odd journo with the dickhead husband called Nirpal Singh something, who is a total fuckign twatface journo who writes about how the world revolves around him and what a big man he is.

Oh GOD, yes! The breasts!

Seriously, my eyeballs nearly fell out when I read that. Surely it's not actually true?

Liz's norks

I missed the breast! Was it on sunday?

Well this little girl only has 8 years to beat Ruth's record then .

As long as she's happy but I still thought it wasn't much of an adolesecence for her.

James Harries or whatever his name is now, is not a happy example. Poor lad or should I say lass. Fancy failing the psych test for BB .

Just HOW fucked-up do you have to be to be TOO loopy for BB???

Er, well, what about the nork-amputation then? And I speak as someone who used not to be hog-whimpering wild about her hooters.

GOODNESS ME

She needs a lot of therapy

Poor woman

Why can't she say "Yeah well my arse is quite big" like everyone else?

blimey

Ok I've just read it and now I am confirmed in my opinion that LJ has had some issoos having her boobs taken off. IMHO of course.