Let your love light SHINE (Y)

[Mouseface]

Hi, I'm Mouseface.

Welcome one and all to our 100,000,001th thread on healthier eating, losing weight, cake and of course cock chat!

So, I'm 8lbs lighter (still) and just maintaining....

How about you?

Have you booked a Tens machine, Alice?
I was sceptical but it was fab for me with DS2. I wished I'd have had it for DS1.
I hired mine from Boots.

I was going to send you some DVDs, will have a look to see what we have that is guaranteed to send a heavily pg lady into fits of nice giggles.

Thanks for that Lizzy nice & cheap too , is there anything in there that would pull on my back? I can't do anything like crunches as it hurts my back

I've stopped doing the WII in recent weeks & my belly is so huge, it's amazing how just a little thing can make such a difference!

Fanny, good job if you like books

Norma, which one were you doing on the wii?

Hey Jet don't be daft!

Lizzy - loan of Dvds would be much appreciated! Will look into tens machine, especially if this one stays back to back!

Ooh, just thought of something to add to my shopping list, Rasberry leaf tea.

TRILLS!!!!!!!

You darling girl you!!!!! Thank you so much for the half eaten box of delicious chocolate bars!!!

Oh, they didn't arrive half eaten, no. But they are now.

YUMMY!!!!!!

You are very naughty though. No need at all!!!

Thank you very, very much! xxxx

OK Alice

On the comedy front we have:
I'm Alan Partridge (series 1 and series 2)
Knowing me Knowing you ( Alan Partridge again)
1st series of Little Britain
1st series of Gavin and Stacey
Jackass the movie
Muriels Wedding (You're terrible...)
The Fast Show series 1
The Office Series 2 (can't find series 1)

Let me know which ones you fancy!
Some are DH's, so would need em back at some point, he rather likes Steve Coogan

Would send them all back Lizzy. Yes to all but Jackass (makes me feel a little bit ill) and Muriels wedding (already have it) Thanks very much. Will happily pay postage too

cock

Hi all. Blah at work. Glad the chocs arrived safely and the delivery man didn't attack them

Why/what cock Vinny?

yay for chocolate and for mouse and trills - 2 lovely ladies

Just laughing at my elderly neighbour (with Jack) chatting up the bin men! She has brought out drinks for them and is telling them how good a job they are doing bless.

Need to get dressed and go out

I got shoes you know. They last longer than chocolates

Trills - what chocolate? Tis all gone!

Cock? Already? It's only....oh 2pm thought it was earlier then that

Afternoon.

My shoes arrived today! I am that I bought a huge fuck off pair of platform heels when I won't be able to walk in them and have nowhere to wear them but they are so purty.

And they were reduced from £60 to £18 <
keeps justifying>

Alice, I have Sean Lock, Russell Howard, Ricky Gervais or Jimmy Carr live if you are interested?

Ooh, can you find us a pic Bitter? I don't need more shoes, I am just wearing fitflops everywhere. Annoyingly I have made them dirty already, apparently bike sheds and cream suede are not a good combination.

Trills - you can wash them in the machine on a delicate wash, air dry and then just spray the suede with protector.

Why do you think they smelt so nice when you got them?

I didn't actually sniff them Mouse

Shoes

Cool shoes

im cocking up my work, so cocking tired today

thanks bitter, i feel like shite, whats wrong with me

also feel like running home and crying, cant cope with work anymore