Let your love light SHINE (Y)

[Mouseface]

Hi, I'm Mouseface.

Welcome one and all to our 100,000,001th thread on healthier eating, losing weight, cake and of course cock chat!

So, I'm 8lbs lighter (still) and just maintaining....

How about you?

Way to go Jaq xxx

I'm LV, and I got SO confused because these threads go so quick I can't keep up!

Anyhoo, I'm trying to lose some weight again, and want to go swimming on Monday and Wednesday but if I've worked it out right, should get my TOTM tomorrow, which kinda messes up my plans til AT LEAST Wednesday

Could probably get away with a tampon on Weds but I worry about them failing, and also find them awfully uncomfy (Sorry TMI!). Hmm...if I was brave enough I could try one on Monday too. Assuming everything doesn't go to hell with me and I get the stupid thing at the end of the month when I'm camping.

Oh God, scary thought that!

Anyway, going to wait for this wine to settle then maybe do some Wii Fit. Went for a swim with a mate today and have been the last 2 Wednesdays to an AquaFit class with a lovely group of ladies and gents (I'm the youngest there, at 20).

Hurrah for Jaq- that's brilliant!

Well done you!

bloody hell jaq well done you star!!!!!!!!

Bella - you have not disappointed me - that is exactly what I meant. You really are practically perfect in every way

Jaq - that is bloody brilliant. You total star.

fluffy - it did and it's gorgeous (only just as DH only just got back from work with it).

welcome LV.

Off to watch tv which is the only thing my brain can handle right now.

Enjoy celebrating Jaq - you deserve it.

Hello LV

Big pom pom waving coming from Dorset Jaq

But, all my shoes/boots are in boxes in the wardrobe and all the hangers in the wardrobe hang the same way and clothes are skirt with tops, dresses, trousers, jumpers etc etc.

PomPoms and nipple tassles here in Derbyshire Jaq!! See, you have to stay, we are good luck charms you damn clever woman you.

Hang on to me LV, I'll look after you..mwah ha haaaaaa
Welcome anyway x

JAAAAAAAAQQQQ!!!!!!!!

You clever thing, you. Go and stand in the brainy corner with - er - the rest of the thread

[smug that we are all brainy and beautiful]

Where the fuckity fuck (TM Mouse) is our dewy-skinned leader?

Hello LV I love a girl who is not afraid to share

at her boyfriends - he really does need to learn to share!

I am comforting her now by text. She needs love.

Well done Jaq! Bet you're glad you looked at the results now

Welcome LV.

Must stop looking at the social status at school chat thread - stirring up bad memories .

Any special kind of love Portia?

Evening all

Jac you absolute superstar! You must be thrilled, you brainy thing

I have had a stressful afternoon as the laptop broke and I had to interact with my kids and I even did some cleaning/tidying. Bloody hell.

Having a glass of wine to soothe my nerves.

portia - she needs love? are you sure she doesnt just need someone to hold her?

lv - welcome!

Bloody well done Jaq!!!

DEM, sorry about the job, guess there's something better waiting round the corner.

total - i was the brainy but ugly one that got picked on horrendously and spent my entire years being bullied and belittled. I tried suicide many times.

i now have no issues at all about it, no siree, and will be rushing off to look at that thread right now

The police have found Raoul Moat - the gunman!

I think i am going to kill ds. i am being hugged to death and i think it can be safely say he is a tit boy, who has discovered his willy does silly things he cant control. And as he can now read he is reading this over my shoulder. if you have a older busty blonde dd lock them up please. god help the world.

Anyway promised him he could play some more lego games so going to disappear for a while.

Ah but have the caught himor is he still walking around with the gun pointed to his head. yep been stuck on the news channel as lost the remote...

dib - yes dear some of us have been glued to sky news since 7pm