Let your love light SHINE (Y)

[Mouseface]

Hi, I'm Mouseface.

Welcome one and all to our 100,000,001th thread on healthier eating, losing weight, cake and of course cock chat!

So, I'm 8lbs lighter (still) and just maintaining....

How about you?

It's a deposit for doing the Duke Of Edinburgh thingummy. I am being fleeced left right and centre this month....

Soooooooo hot

DD and i have been close to falling out this afternoon, but think it is due to the heat tbh.

Mittz - do not envy you ironing in this heat.

Will be going to the horses when DH finishes work, will have to sit DD in a bucket of water in the shade somewhere (wish i could do the same!)

DEM - i know it is hard, but things happen for a reason, you just don't know what it is yet.

I know the feeling Portia. I think they think we have a money tree out in the garden. I know MrBella has green fingers, but they are not that green. >

Alice - should you be doing the horses? Can no-one help or do it for you?

Mouse - DH and i do them together, i just do what i feel up to. Sometimes i will muck out, or just put the hose into the buckets to fill them, or just sit on a bench and keep him company/an eye on DD. Helps keep me sane!

Norma...will not be exchanging your gift,.. it is truly lovely and really my thing.

And my feet love you Bella, I've told them it won't be requited as they are skanky but they are happy

DEM.... thinks so about next week..will give customers the evil eye...

I have done the bra thing, so hoping I get no callers as I am wearing a chiffony type top, but I care not a jot..it is cooooler . I like liberating the chaps..

Where's vinny?

Hi to Crispy, seem to miss each other these days Mwah Mwah!!

It's the term from hell money wise here and I have to pay to see my .own child in the school play

So So sorry DEM about the job , more fool them IMO,

The thread is frisky at the moment

Swear away Mouse, always feels good to do so.

Is it me or are DC's a NIGHTMARE at the moment? I swear my patience is bubble skin thin at the moment. DS might be pre-teen but he may not get there the way he is testing me.. shall have him cryogenically frozen....

I am planning decorating Saf.. I don't mind doing it but it's time that I just don't have. I'm thinking of taking a fortnight off at the end of the DC's holiday. Do you think that is too much for a self employed person? Or if I handed out notes now could I get away with it. i can't remember when I had my last break, apart from Christmas. I am beyond shattered.

However Mount Crumpled Clothes awaits and it's peak is still in the clouds..

Tara laydees, xx

DEM - soz about the job, hope it's only a temporary hitch to your plans to move away.

bitter - hope your mouth is less numb.

fanny - hope you have your own bed tonight.

mousey - I hope the builders feel thoroughly chastised, but in an industrious hardworking fashion!

I think it is the heat. Ds is having a very teary evening but i think that is the effect of the late nights. I am going to apply sleep meds about 7:30pm as i think he is so tired that the pure idea of having had them will knock him out. I predict he will be asleep before 8pm tonight.

I am wearing a NEW top, and have removed my bra, as I went downstairs, something caught my eye, a small hole had appeared in the ruching at the front and a pert little nipple was peeping through it... I am sooooo glad no-one came to the door !

Right I have just read through and caught up from yesterday and all that has stuck in my mind is -

coffee creams .

blowjobs - I'm a swallower but then what do you expect I have compulsive eating disorder.

and

Mittz's pert nipples - very jealous of the pertness, I would open the door daily if mine would poke pertly anywhere!

Anywho I am here hiding from my Uni results, I have been told they are online and everyone keeps texting me telling me what they have got and asking what I got. I've lied to them all and said I'm out now I am here waiting until I feel calm enough to look

at Mittz pertness

Double, sorry you are having maintenance trouble

Jaq, get your results > >

Oh Bella I would but would you believe DP just handed me my dinner .

I promise after I have eaten I shall check is that good enough?

''blowjobs - I'm a swallower but then what do you expect I have compulsive eating disorder.'' that is classic Jaq.. along the lines of BoF'S ''swallowing is practically housework as it saves on laundry''

evening all

What a frisky lot...and very of Mitt's nipples!

Jaq - I shall lurk for your news!

I'm totally hungover still after a big night out for work. I was very sensible and got back at 11pm to take over from the babysitter...but DD decided to wake up at 3am...she went back to sleep - I didn't. Hence more hungover than I deserve to be.

still trying to catch up on washing, sorting and general packing. I'm rubbish at it. Bella - tell me - do you have a special 'holiday drawer' with holiday essentials beautifully labeled and ready to just put in a suitcase. I bet you do . I shall have one for next year!

lurking for jaqs news.

dem - sorry to hear that, very disheartening.

yo hells - hope your parcel arrived ok.

vinny - did you get yours

mouse - must be near my period was nearly in tears at that bloke leaving the letter thread, hope she'll be ok. x

G'wan then Jaq, I shall let you eat your curry >

Ummm Hells, sort of. I have a make-upy bag type of thing that has panty liners, tampons, cotton wool pads, tweezers, nail clippers, a pot of nail varnish remover pads etc that stays in there all the time so I can just grab this and put it in my case. But that is it I'm afraid, sorry to disappoint you Hells . Although I do have all my swimwear stuff in one drawer with my little headscarf and the cream and pink wallet that houses our passports and holiday money - so these are to hand.

Oooh MrB has just asked if I would like a G&T - would I...

Well it was officialy all worth it

First semester results -

Education - 80%
English - 69%
Common module - 75%

Second semester results -

Education - 72%
English - 61%
Common Module - 69%

70+ is classed as a first 60-70 a 2:1

So by my calculations (6x70=420 which = a first)

Mine adds up to 426 which means I have got a first for year two

Onwards and upwards to my final year