Let your love light SHINE (Y)

[Mouseface]

Hi, I'm Mouseface.

Welcome one and all to our 100,000,001th thread on healthier eating, losing weight, cake and of course cock chat!

So, I'm 8lbs lighter (still) and just maintaining....

How about you?

Saf, you are a grown-up.

Sorry, DEM I missed your news.

But what's meant for you won't pass you by.

Poor MrB! Glad he wasn't too close! That's the sort of thing you see on 'Police, Stop!'

I know but I have screwed up and currently have no school place for sept for ds. which is a bit more of a problem. Notice was given ages ago - about easter before i quit PGCE. figured coudl sort to still move. Not looking likely atm. School intake is full for nxt year... need to speak to them on monday I guess as it is likely i am now stuck here . I need to move...

Bollocks DEM, sorry, I too missed your news wallowing in self mardy ness.

Sorry. Sounded positive at the time. Did they say why? Tis always good to know for future applications what was missing IYKWIM.

will fb you it mouse

And that news too!!!! Can you all stop posting so I can catch up?

DEM, def speak to school on Monday and see what they suggest.

Sorry.

Ok DEM. Glad they told you.........

thanks bitter. I think it has hit me hard as i am still feeling very rough. Although am better then yesterday as only slept 1hr half this afternoon. could do with crawling back to bed though...

I need to do some housework and I cannot be bothered.

Last week, I watched in amazement as firstly a car drove straight into a parent and toddler space and a girl of about my age got out and with her looked like an older lady - possibly her mother, both hopped out of the huuuuge 4x4 and then straight into M&S and then in the next breath another car drove in and parked along the same row and two older people got out and walked into the shops.... Yes they may have had disabled badges and there were disabled spaces available but they ignored them . And I know they didn't look for them because they drove straight into the car park and straight into those spaces.

Oh they are allowed to park there, bella, because they've got big cars, innit?

Seriously, I hate when folk take disabled spots and parent and child ones too and in actual fact, they really don't need to.

They are re-arranging part of the town here so it's a mare on a good day!

Today, I found a disabled bay, indicated and a car from the other direction nabbed it before I could say "Woah! Stop! That's my spot you fuckity fucker!"

Guy who got out just looked at me and I kid you not, jogged over the fucking road!!!! I'm hoping he'd just had a shot of morphine for the pain and really is unable to walk.

No I don't. That's mean. Bollocks, yes I am. Twat.

Fucks me off.

MrM says I have tourettes today.

I told him to go fuck himself

PORTIA!!!!!!!

You are magical aren't you? You have magic appearing dust and know when best to post.

Brilliant!

Loving the kissipline Double.

Will be opening the vodka shortly (don't call me shortly!)

Very old joke.

Mouse, yes Portia is magical and bloody gorgeous with it!

You swear away my lovely, it winds me up too even though I don't need to use the spaces but am for those that do. It is not fair.

Ooh yes Portia, I need the forty quid now - I only saw that this morning and it made me chuckle.

Was everyone ok double?

Hehe. Serves me right for being too lazy to go up the stairs to talk to my daughter

Hello... snogs to all.

I have worked all day, am having tea and then have more work. I love my customers but it is getting tiresome now. It's like groups of women all coming on at the same time. They all descend on me at the same time.. they are conspiring against me!! Maybe a QUIET WEEK next week [exhausted, hopeful emoticon]

So, I will catch up soon....

Right, back after the crisis, hopefully only four people are going to turn up tonight to go with the two we already have.

Phew double.

. I think it was the "forty quid" that tickled me! What on earth did she need that amount of money for? I fb chat DS1 sometimes...