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Let your love light SHINE (Y)

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Mouseface · 05/07/2010 22:11

Hi, I'm Mouseface.

Welcome one and all to our 100,000,001th thread on healthier eating, losing weight, cake and of course cock chat!

So, I'm 8lbs lighter (still) and just maintaining....

How about you?

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wastingaway · 09/07/2010 08:25

Good morning!

Excellent helping Trills.

Well done Crisp!

Norma, I loooove Glee! I nearly fell over, sitting down when Mr. Schu did his sexy dance at Sue.

TrillianAstra · 09/07/2010 08:42

In work now. Was hoping to do a half-day today (taken from holiday allowance of course) as the weather is gorgeous but doesn't look like that'll happen. Have a tasty raspberry/cranberry yoghurt so all is not lost.

I think someone might want to see that Norma, but possibly not primary school children

VinnyTheTit · 09/07/2010 08:49

Good morning, i bought butties into work for my dinner today and have just eaten one already

Alicetheinvisible · 09/07/2010 08:59

Morning lovely ladies

Had a decent night's sleep last night, so feeling vaguely human.

Have just had cake for breakfast though (it was a mincemeat crumble square - thank you Aunty Jane!)

You lot are filthy

Bitter and SAF - enjoy your dinner

Wasting - can't believe you have only just caught up with Glee! Some of the cast were on Alan Carr the other week. Don't like Mr Schu though, he is a bit creepy. I like what's his name, with the mohican

Trills - well done with work.

I am sunburnt, it was black clouds when we left yesterday, and muggy. I don'y usually burn, but my skin is different when pg, plus with DD i don't tend to go out when very hot as the suncream aggravates her skin, so my skin has had very little sun. It didn't look too bad, just a bit pink, but by the time i went to bed - lobster! Ouch. Looks a bit better today though.

DreamsInBinary · 09/07/2010 09:05

Morning all

I have a hangover. Yuk. DH kept pouring the wine last night, which is just as well because he was talking history at me for hours

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 09/07/2010 09:35

Morning

Alice - ouch! Keep some aftersun in the fridge and apply liberally!

I heart glee! I can't wait for it to be back on. DH hates that sort of thing but even he thinks Su Sylvester is hilarious.

Must do laundry.

Lizzylou · 09/07/2010 09:38

Oh Alice, hope your surnburn gets better and don't go all coy, we know you're not a virgin

Crispy, when/where do you go?

DIB, ooh your DH sounds fab, freeflowing wine and talking history. In a welsh accent, lovely

CBA to exercise today, but I need to and have stomach pains so hopefully will have a carefree glamping stay.

Alicetheinvisible · 09/07/2010 09:39

Immaculate conception Lizzy

VinnyTheTit · 09/07/2010 10:04

immaculate conception Christ!

DeFluffy · 09/07/2010 10:04

im not here but popped in to say - you didnt offend me at all lizzy, was worried my comment could have been read in a different way and had offended you, oh the joys of ocd!! xx

wastingaway · 09/07/2010 10:23

Alice, ouch! I know, I never missed an episode, but then I think there was something else on one week and then we were on hols.
Bitter, DH won't watch it all, but when he's been in the room he's laughed out loud at Sue. She's amazing. Do we know when the new series starts?

DIB, that sounds like a lovely evening.
Have you got a garden for us to camp in too?

Mouseface · 09/07/2010 10:25

Morning, tis me, Mouseface.

Mittz - will do chickster. I've been up since 6 something so dyed my hair (too busy talking cock to do it last night), had a shower, washed up, done 2 loads of laundry, sent MrMouse for a haircut, made feeds, fed and watered the DCs and me and down a list for todays trip to the shops!!!!!

Double - ah, scumbag neighbours. Been there, done that. Got the beatch evected. Had hidden cameras in my house for the police!! Very dramatic!

Trills - work brownie points are the best!

Lizzy - I cried buckets when DD went from pre-school to big school!

Norma - coffee please.

Crispy - Yay!! A fellow gagger Well done on the loss!

Alice - FYNN. You mean Fynn the fuckity fucking gorgeous fucker!! Lush.

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 09/07/2010 10:29

Wasting, DH doesn't watch it either but he will listen in the background when I do and chuckle at su.

I don't know when the new series starts, but can't wait.

Well I got a call from DS' school asking me to come and pick him up as he said he was sick this morning (he wasn't to my knowledge)and is saying he wants to come home.

I meet him in reception for him to burst into tears as he wants to stay at school. And all he's done since he got home is eat and ask what's for lunch.

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 09/07/2010 10:33

And I'm off to the dentist now - wish me luck!

Mouseface · 09/07/2010 10:36

Bitter - kids!!! Let CBeebies look after him, snuggle him up on the sofa.

DD is still in bed, kept her off due to her being knackered from last night's singing concert.

Bless. Glee starts soon, very soon, I'll ask DD........

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 09/07/2010 10:39

He's fine, he's currently running around the garden at about 60mph and telling me he is going to grow some plums and cherries.

Alicetheinvisible · 09/07/2010 10:41

Bitter - just got the DVD's - thank you!

Mouse - no, not Fynn, the bad boy that got Quinn pg, I think it is the arms.

So are we going to be doing a camping tour of the Shineys? All i can offer is a small garden, Historic town () and East Anglia's 'premier' nightclub

Need to get dressed, Bathroom fitter is coming back today to refill around the shower. Plus look at our kitchen as we want work done there too. Coming around 11ish i hate having people in my house!

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 09/07/2010 10:42

Alice - it's Puck.

TrillianAstra · 09/07/2010 10:44

Mouse/Alice the one with the mohawk is Puck. Finn is the very tall one.

Mittz · 09/07/2010 10:45

The post man has been . Bella and Norma you are both very lovely, I really appreciate the gifts, cards and thoughts..xx It is nice to be crying for a good reason IYSWIM.

I am at a loss for words now.....

I am trying very hard to keep swimming, having suffered long term pain and depression on and off.. I'll take the pain any day, it is weirdly less debilitating.

I have to go out to work,

thanks again xx

Mouseface · 09/07/2010 10:47

STOP PRESS!!!

MrMouse is ripping into the builders. Told them he's not prepared to put up with the shitness anymore!!

Joiner and electrician, organised by them, both failed to show yesterday, yet again!!

Fuckers.

I heart MrMouse!!!!

And to be fair, it's best he does it....... blood won't go with the magnolia render!!!

Glee - can't find a date for it but DD says she saw an ad last week. Coming soon rather than a date though.

Bitter - sweetie, I forgot the dentist!!! Be brave! Medicinal wine later. xx

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Mouseface · 09/07/2010 10:55

Puck, yes puck. I have just asked DD - aka the oracle - and she has corrected her 'mother'

She even tutted that I got it wrong.

Puck, Puck the gorgeous fuck!

Mittz - lovely Mittz. You are so wonderful. Glad you have happy tears for a change. Keep swimming xx

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