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Let your love light SHINE (Y)

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Mouseface · 05/07/2010 22:11

Hi, I'm Mouseface.

Welcome one and all to our 100,000,001th thread on healthier eating, losing weight, cake and of course cock chat!

So, I'm 8lbs lighter (still) and just maintaining....

How about you?

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 08/07/2010 23:22

Surely it's a long time since swallow gave way to saf?

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 08/07/2010 23:25

Nighty night. x

wastingaway · 08/07/2010 23:44

This evening I have watched the last two episodes of Glee, finally.

Hope everyone sleeps well, especially Fanny.

You're all a lovely bunch you know.

(Swallow)

TrillianAstra · 08/07/2010 23:45

Hi all. I am v healthy and have been for a 15-mile bike ride this evening.

Well, it would have been more healthy if there hadn't been a BBQ halfway along, but still not bad.

Nearly time for bed methinks.

Oh, and I got good work brownie points by answering my phone during the BBQ to my boss who was saying that bigger boss wanted to talk about something and I was the only one who could possibly explain it. I got him to pass on that I was at a BBQ and so wouldn't have any data in front of me but would do my best.

Will try to read through, depends how much chatter there has been

TrillianAstra · 08/07/2010 23:56

Random responses (apols for missing stuff)

Bella you did so well with makeup that day, you got a really posh free gift!

And yes, you were a bit wobbly

Homemade curry is lovely Mouse, and if I dye my hair I always leave it longer than it says to get a better colour.

DP has a non-jailbroken iPhone an he definitely has a song as a ringtone.

Well done on going back to slimming world Jaq.

Glad yo had fun at the races Alice

at DeFluff and blowjobs not being handed out 'willy nilly'

I think it's Portia who says that swallowing counts as housework - no mess

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Mittz · 09/07/2010 06:03

Aaaahh.. I missed the BJ talk , Well I'm with Lizzy and Mouse on that one.. but don't have gag reflex problems!

Only on MN can you start the day discussing the delights and pleasures of a bit of oral pleasuring

Tea anyone?

Still ironing. I had some sleep but had to get up at 5 to start again.

Hey ID, hope you got some sleep xx

Back to it.... xx

bellavita · 09/07/2010 06:41

Morning

Trills, yes I loved my free gift and have been using it.

I do have a ringtone on my I-Phone but I had to pay for it. Think it was 99p. It is the Black Eyed Peas.

Bleugh, I do not like the you know what in my mouth so I neither a spitter or a swallower as I don't actually get that far!!!

It is supposedly DS2's sports afternoon today, but looking at the weather I don't think it is going to happen. Some of England is going to have a heatwave for a couple of days and there is a hot weather warning and they are giving the NHS number out.

Right, had better go and get ready for work.

NormaSknockers · 09/07/2010 06:52

Morning

I have been dreaming of iPhones I've been looking online & I upgrade early to the iPhone 4 but tb I'd rather have the 3GS I can see I can get an IOS 4 upgrade for that phone from Apple but can't see if it's free or not?

Sorry, I'm being irritating will shut up for at least five minutes now

Tea?

Mittz · 09/07/2010 06:58

Hi Bella and Norma

It's warm here already Bella..weirdly so.

Mouse can I have your address on FB please? xx

NormaSknockers · 09/07/2010 07:01

Morning Mittz, how you diddling?

NormaSknockers · 09/07/2010 07:08

Ah Wasting are you a fellow Gleek? I have a thingfor Mr Schu

Did I miss all the fun cock talk again?

Trills well done on earning brownie points at work, were you able to help the big boss much without the data?

Fanny hope you all slept ok, how long are the french family staying? Was it just the one night?

Lizzylou · 09/07/2010 07:18

Good Morning all

Fluffy, I was being all coy and modest, not good with compliments, sorry if I offended you!

It is DS2's leaving party at preschool today (even though he has another week left there ). I feel really sad, my baaaaaby is going to big school!

NormaSknockers · 09/07/2010 07:23

Awwww Lizzy, that's so sweet (but scary too, how fast does that time go!) hope DS2 enjoys the party

Lizzylou · 09/07/2010 07:32

I'm sure he will, they are having an animal man come, so he is excited about that.

It does go so fast, seems like only yesterday he was a baby. Will be wierd having them both at school.

NormaSknockers · 09/07/2010 07:39

An animal man? Is he half man half elephant?

Lizzylou · 09/07/2010 07:43

Yep, that is why DS2 is so excited

Cheeky Norma.

I think he just has some rabbits etc

NormaSknockers · 09/07/2010 07:45
CrispyTheCrisp · 09/07/2010 08:02

Morning

Gag reflex here too. Not sure how DD's can stuff almost a whole muslin in their mouths. Bleugh

On the weightloss front , I am -2.5lb and back down to my lowest weight. Woo Woo. Not sure how after the weekend of delicious fry ups and BBq's at Fanny's , but this week has been pretty stressy and minimal food.

LOL @ Animal Man - You might be on to a new career as Animal Woman Norma scaring entertaining littlies?

Alice, hope you are ok today after your busy one yesterday and baby is still in diving position

Good luck BellaBoy

Hope you got some sleep Double

TrillianAstra · 09/07/2010 08:03

I wish an animals man would come to my work - sounds fun.

I was exceedingly helpful and useful Norma, and have promised some work by the time they get in today

NormaSknockers · 09/07/2010 08:14

Well done on the weight loss Fluffy, hhmmmm though that just conjures up images of me being squeezed into leopard print undies & no-one wants to see that!

Sounds like you did well Trills, brownie points well earned!

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