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Mouseface · 05/07/2010 22:11

Hi, I'm Mouseface.

Welcome one and all to our 100,000,001th thread on healthier eating, losing weight, cake and of course cock chat!

So, I'm 8lbs lighter (still) and just maintaining....

How about you?

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DidEinsteinsMum · 09/07/2010 11:17

Especially if you can twist the talking into kinky re-enacting....

Morning folks. I have survive sports day, yelled at some fucking idiots on the phone, had an appology from someone else and not thrown up, passed out or completely collapsed into a puddle. I think that counts as a success and productive. I am going back to bed - epsecially as i am feeling very very antisocial and there are people about today.

Ds is away next week and i am going to miss him. He has been saint, and we have been getting on well. Which is nice. plus i dont feel like i have done much with him this week, which is probably the case as i have not done much at all.

TrillianAstra · 09/07/2010 11:26

Well done Mr Mouse.

Mouseface · 09/07/2010 11:33

Well done DEM!!! What a morning!!!

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Alicetheinvisible · 09/07/2010 11:35

DEM - sounds like a productive day

Mouse - very well done to Mr foostick Mouse

Bathroom fitter here, he arrived with flowers for me said because of the baby and the fact he won't see me afterwards (aaaah)

Sunburn is sore. Brastrap really hurting it.

DidEinsteinsMum · 09/07/2010 11:38

bless bathroom fitter sounds sweet. there have been several newborns amongst the playground mums. They are very cute and tiny and gorgeous.

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NormaSknockers · 09/07/2010 11:47

Erm........ooppss

Mouseface · 09/07/2010 11:47

Double - you're on form!!!

Alice - how lovely of him....did he write you a message on his business card to pass around?

God I'm horrid. Just ignore me Alice.

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DidEinsteinsMum · 09/07/2010 11:48

3 babies in 2 months is not helping tbh... making baby balnkets and reminding myslef everything that I hated about that stage. I would happily borrow for a hour but not sure i want one to keep atm.

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DidEinsteinsMum · 09/07/2010 11:51

If you were a laundry basket where would you hide? I have lost an entire basket of laundry. No idea how or where it has gone but need to find as it has uniform and clothes for holiday in it that needs to be washed before saturday lunch....

DidEinsteinsMum · 09/07/2010 11:53

twins are cute but double the work load, and double the interuupting options during the night. sleep is needed.

NormaSknockers · 09/07/2010 11:58

DEM I have to admit I'm glasd to be out of the baby stage, though I keep having a recurring dream about begging DH for a 3rd baby

Erm, well I went out to buy some cake ingredients & accidently came home with an iPhone

Laundry basket......er.......wardrobe? Under the stairs? Behind the kitchen door?

Has Mittz been by want to know if her posties been!

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 09/07/2010 11:59

Hello.

4 injections and a lot lot LOT of drilling. My face is numb and my teeth feel all wobbly.

Dentist was lovely lady though.

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NormaSknockers · 09/07/2010 12:05

Ooo ouch Bitter, have they given you any painkillers?

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 09/07/2010 12:08

No, I'm not in pain, just numb. I look like I have Bell's Palsy.

@ 'accidentally' buying an iphone!

NormaSknockers · 09/07/2010 12:10

It was sort of an accident, well I accidently walked into the shop & accidently asked about an upgrade....

Lizzylou · 09/07/2010 12:10

Have done Level 3 shred, then showered and picked up DS2. He has had a fab time and now has a Graduation certificate . He loved the animals and said his favourite was the Goats "Because they pooed a lot"

DEM, just reading that has made me tired!
You are a very busy Bunny.

Naughty Norma

Alicetheinvisible · 09/07/2010 12:10

Well done Bitter, is that all done now?

Norma - you baaaad girl!

DEM - check all cupboards, behind sofa etc (it is the sort of thing i would do) Have you put the washing in the machine already? (again, something i have done would do)

DD has just put her favourite soft toys in the cat's litter tray Job for DH that one!

Boobs are too big to be braless when people about. Now Bathroom bloke has gone i can take it off though.

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Lizzylou · 09/07/2010 12:14

Well done Bitter, all done now

Oh, if anyone is interested,Rupert Penry JOnes is reading a story on Cbeebies.

Phwoooar!

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 09/07/2010 13:12

Ow ow ow! The numbness is wearing off. I feel like I've been punched in the face!

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 09/07/2010 13:32

Ooh, Phil - I would.

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