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Let your love light SHINE (Y)

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Mouseface · 05/07/2010 22:11

Hi, I'm Mouseface.

Welcome one and all to our 100,000,001th thread on healthier eating, losing weight, cake and of course cock chat!

So, I'm 8lbs lighter (still) and just maintaining....

How about you?

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 08/07/2010 22:14

Oh, and Lizzy, I don't mind if I'm pissed in the right frame of mind, but I'd generally rather have a cup of tea.

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 08/07/2010 22:16

And now everything I post sounds like a euphemism.

What have you done to me?

Mouseface · 08/07/2010 22:25

Night to all of the sleepy Shineys. Sleep well xxx

Lizzy - I enjoy the sucking bit, but it's a no-go for swallowing. TMI? You started it!!

I'm a spit girl I'm afraid.

But I do also get to the point where I'm sucking and think, 'oh FFS, shag me, SHAG ME NOW!!!!'

Makes me super horny!!!

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DreamsInBinary · 08/07/2010 22:36

Hello lovlies

I have been for a haircut (looks lovely, but alas for one night only until the blow-dry wears off) and so have 16 hours on which to catch up.

Lizzylou · 08/07/2010 22:37

Swallow

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 08/07/2010 22:38

One swallow doesn't make a summer - but it can make an evening.

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 08/07/2010 22:39

Dib - details, piccy?

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Mouseface · 08/07/2010 22:48

SAF - have missed you! Hope the Chablis is still on offer.

Lizzy - I just can't swallow, gag reflex is too sensitive.

God I need a shag.

MrMouse and I are offski!!

Sleep well you gorgeous creatures.

DD off school tomorrow due to her showbiz role tonight and I need to go into town so be back at some point.

xx

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 08/07/2010 22:50

Saf, if you are going to wf tomorrow do you want to come to mine for dinner? I'll pick you up if you like and take you shopping if you can make your own way back.

DH is on the late and I could use the company. Plus DS is whineing about seeing george again.

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 08/07/2010 22:57

Ah, but who made me pervy [allegedly] double? Eh? Eh?

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 08/07/2010 23:04

I am deeply offended. I am a wholesome sort you know.

Lizzylou · 08/07/2010 23:07

Oh no, I'm a perv, no question.
Just watching Question time, from Scotland, getting a bit irate!
My maiden name is Scottish, but have no family there....

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DeFluffy · 08/07/2010 23:17

Lizzy - how come on said you were good looking on fb and you told me to fuck off??! I'm going to call you an old trout next time

swallow here too but not with bloody relish i tell you.

bloody daddy long legs just come in im legging it

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 08/07/2010 23:19

No, saf I mean come for dinner - about 5-6 ish? I don't know what yet, probably tacos but you are more than welcome.

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