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[Mouseface]

Hi, I'm Mouseface.

Welcome one and all to our 100,000,001th thread on healthier eating, losing weight, cake and of course cock chat!

So, I'm 8lbs lighter (still) and just maintaining....

How about you?

I am watching the footy, Fluffy
Is it wrong to want a Netherlands/Germany final just so Netherlands can win and avenge Anne Frank? I am embarrassed to type that, what a parochial, Sun reader I am

Jet, I can take a peek at any applicants n all, though have only ever really done Legal recruitment, I can still spot a liar/someone who has "hidden" info.

Crispy, I find that hard to believe of your amazingly shredded arms! Must have been the angle.

I heart Lizzy

Very remiss

Off to stir fry....

Good evening all you lovely ladies.

DIB, that's exciting. But shhhhh....

Alice, that's good news. They say it's about keeping the hips tilted forward, which is unfortunately difficult to do with your feet up. At least exercise balls are fun.

Jet, what a shower of bastards they are for messing the appointments up.
Yay for Junior's paper round though!

I weigh in on Mondays now, so we can encourage each other.

Anyone else weigh on Mondays?

SAF, you make teaching sound appealing. Did you train straight out school/uni?

Mouse, you mean the internet turns off?

It's very interesting reading about people's work and what it's like having a proper job.

I've had a mostly lazy day apart from getting rained on walking back from Morrisons.

The most exciting part of the day was when I got my hair stuck to a fly paper.

Nearly 6000 steps though and ok on cals.

bless you Lizzy, i may email you a copy I want the netherlands to win as well, but couldnt figure out why. I think your reasoning is probably right!

1/2 a cow Fanny???
Is it all chopped up for you already? Y'know into steaks whatever? Or do you butcher as well? Wow.

Wasting, this pedometer you have, what do you do? Just clip it on your belt or summat? Because I don't walk anywhere, school run is a drive away, I work from home...so all those thinking I exercise a fair bit, it is due to my v sedentary lifestyle.

Saf, I think that's a good way to do it.

Double, ouch!

Yes Lizzy, it just clips onto belt/waistband.

I was surprised how many steps I was doing the last few days, but when I go out, I walk as I don't drive.
Plus, up and down the garden, up and down the stairs.

It's an incentive to do that little bit more actually I think, seeing the steps mount up. Why make one trip up the stairs, when you can make two?

saf - keep still. you are full of doctorey goodness you can diagnose me. just ate a salad with lettuce, red pepper, sweetcorn, cheese, salad cream, carrots. about ten mins later i felt terrible pin stomach, ran to loo (tmi alert) and was violently ill. no sickness just other end and when i say violently i mean violently.

this is happening every evening meal i eat, especially if salad. haven't had a salad for a while so was particularly noticeable today.

Whats wrong with me?? A free grope for you if you can diagnose me.

Want spain to win football, dp got em in sweepstake. Did project in 3rd year of degree on holocaust, not fond of germans (apologises to germans).

fucking hell dp is poisoning me the cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1/2 a cow Fanny???
Is it all chopped up for you already? Y'know into steaks whatever? Or do you butcher as well? Wow.

Wasting, this pedometer you have, what do you do? Just clip it on your belt or summat? Because I don't walk anywhere, school run is a drive away, I work from home...so all those thinking I exercise a fair bit, it is due to my v sedentary lifestyle.

Sorry !

you dont get a grope double, you're too easy, i like em hard to get like saf

i prefer my theory of poisoning to ibs though. i thought that was to do with stress and stuff, is it actually linked to food then? think it might be the cheese if it is.

Fluffy, my specialist subject in 3rd year was Nazi Germany (niiice) and that is why I want Holland (being retro) to get them in the final and stuff em.

Oops, there I go again, all The Sun jingoism...

jet - 21 sounds young but i agree with the rest you might as well interview and see what you think then. What do they actually do for you?

Lizzy - it destroyed me for ages it really did (just to bring the thread down) i was reading all these horrible horrible things and i wanted to shout at people (the right age) 'but how come you just sat here and didnt do anything, didnt you know what was happening??' (obviously ignoring all the whys and wherefores) i think i went a bit psycho for a while, probably not the best subject to choose as a depressed 20 year old!!

right off to upload (again)

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