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Let your love light SHINE (Y)

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Mouseface · 05/07/2010 22:11

Hi, I'm Mouseface.

Welcome one and all to our 100,000,001th thread on healthier eating, losing weight, cake and of course cock chat!

So, I'm 8lbs lighter (still) and just maintaining....

How about you?

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Lizzylou · 07/07/2010 12:46

Have shredded at level 3 then had my Dukan pancake. Greeeat.
I know I am just hormonal but am sort of simmering with rage at the moment. Even GIllian didn't work it off

Cartmel? Ooh how fab, Vinny. Lots of sticky toffee puddings Glad you re perkier my lovely.

MrsMcGlumbum is a fab name Mittz

Glad you're gin is safe Double

Oh and Yank,bloody well done to you gorgeous.

Crispy, keep missing you as well

Fluffy one of my favouritest expressions ever is "Fuck off and Die", so totally get you

Hells, you all sorted for holiday yet? And Crispy is going soon as well?

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VinnyTheTit · 07/07/2010 12:53

i love 'fuckoff and die' i can see myself saying it alot to disgruntled guests in my guest house

Lizzylou · 07/07/2010 12:55

That could be your unique selling point Vinny.
Sort of a Rab C Nesbitt/Gordon Ramsey type of landlady.
Better than pot pourri and knitted toilet roll covers I think

VinnyTheTit · 07/07/2010 12:56

Guest: 'but the sheets were dirty'
Me: 'oh just fuckoff and die'

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VinnyTheTit · 07/07/2010 12:57

lizzy

TrillianAstra · 07/07/2010 13:02

Sounds a bit kinky double - you might get rather odd guests...

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DidEinsteinsMum · 07/07/2010 13:40

Am poorly going back to bed and wont be about. not that i seem to be about much these days.

Mittz · 07/07/2010 13:43

You could stand there in 50's crimpolene, smoking a cigar and growl at unruly guests....

I used to work with waitress and if people didn't remember their manners she would refuse to serve them.. she was awesome..

Our next door shop ladies are verbally abusive to customers and they love it. I went in and asked for a salad box and was told to bugger off and make my own!! I them xx

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Mouseface · 07/07/2010 13:50

DEM - get well xx

SAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yay, you're here!!

I have a feeling that pretty soon, Double's BSNN first language will only be a few words...... yes, more, now, again......

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Lizzylou · 07/07/2010 14:04

Poor DEM Tonsilitis is horrid, hope you get some rest.

OOh I do love an East European accent, Double. at Mouse

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jetcat · 07/07/2010 14:51

I love "fuck off and die" - such an expressive statement

Sorry you are iling DEM, try and take things easy, tonsilitis is awful

Sorry to rush into all about me, but i am majorly pissed off. School nurse just been on the phone to me, just checking up on Junior's reflux situation (bottom end, not top) and blood test/pressure results etc. She asked about her aspergers asessement, i said we were STILL waiting. She checked her records, turned out we have missed two appointments because they were sent to our old address. Despite me ringing them twice (as well as the OT) to tell them we had moved. So, becuase we missed those two, junior has been discharged - without actually knowing this

AM fuming, and said to the nurse that did this mean we would have to wait months and months again - she said no (she was cross on our behalf) and that as soon as she got back to her office, she would chase it up.

I feel so sorry for Junior, she is getting passed around from pillar to post At least school nurse said she thought it was a good idea to have a meeting with senco before the end of term, and that she would love to come Me thinks she is a 'kicking ass' kind of nurse

But, am still pissed off, and still prepared for yet another lengthy wait

Mittz · 07/07/2010 14:52

I'm not a troll hunter but I have had to hide so many threads recently that are close to the bone and I get this 'feeling'... I wish they would pack it in, I know some have MH issues but otherwise it is very cruel.

jetcat · 07/07/2010 14:57

hey saf - where've you been? Saying that, i havent actually been around much either - so maybe you have been here all along, and i just keep missing you

Hope you ok anyway

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