Let your love light SHINE (Y)

[Mouseface]

Hi, I'm Mouseface.

Welcome one and all to our 100,000,001th thread on healthier eating, losing weight, cake and of course cock chat!

So, I'm 8lbs lighter (still) and just maintaining....

How about you?

Jet - that is fucking totally, totally unacceptable!!! And completely shite to boot that you - through no fault of your own - now have to wait, AGAIN!!!!!

Fuckers.

Really, that is uber twatish of them to do that. I assume that they have a CONTACT TELEPHONE NUMBER?????!!!!!!!!

(capital typing means I'm REALLY angry)

No excuse whatsoever in my book.

Can you tell this happened to us with DS? Why did they not call you. Oh, wait, it's not what they do is it? When you don't turn up, it's falgged and then they send you a new appointment.

When you fail to keep that, they fucking bin you!!!!

AAARRGGGGHHHHHHH...........

I hope that this nurse has a massive pair of bollocks that she's not affraid to show IYSWIM

You so need support. Especially if you are dealing with fuckwits who can't even manage to update your address details.

And breathe, Mousey, breathe....

My Spanish friends say that English is rubbish for swearing because you don't get to do long rambling sentences fo sweariness.

Afternoon all

Nice to see you SAF, hope things are on on the up now?

Jet - beyond rubbish as Mouse says. Just binning you . Glad kick ass nursie is on your side

Mitts - loving the cranky ladies next door!

Chasing tails here again today and now the wisteria has strangled the satellite dish so no cbeebies . Bambi has been employed instead

Vinny - DH stays at a hotel in Cartmel when he goes up. He calls it 'The Old Peoples Home'

HAve you got DS with you SAF? If not, could you go out for a run or do something to get adrenaline pumping/fresh air. I's sure Double could think of some action with BNNN which could fit this bill

Oh Jet, how comepletely disorganised and shite of them, that nurse sounds like a great ally though, good one to have on your side I think. Sorry it happened to you with DS as well, Mouse. Rubbish NHS admin

SAF, sorry you're down lovely, would it make you feel any better to tell us in depth about the Serbian Doctor? At all?

Crispy, your DH could stay at Vinny's new Guest house!
You'd be proud of my shredding oh gorgeous arms, I can do Level 3 quite comfortably (ish)now. Crispy's arms can't be too distant a dream....... I have found my 10 minute abs DVD has massively strengthened my core (in a week!) and plank stuff is soooo much easier.
But still not very enjoyable

Mittz, I rarely stray off our thread for that very reason, I prefer to mix with the nutters I know

Hello

Not sure what i can remember, and whether (is that even a word? ) i can get everything in the right order or not, but;

Trills - how was work? Had you missed anything major? I think english swearing is great. Fuck, Bollocks, Twat etc, really have meaning you know?

Jet - Grrrrr on your behalf, but yay for fab nurse. Hope it all gets sorted.

Hey SAF

DEM - SLEEP!!!!

Fanny - thank you for the foot salts, really going to need those tomorrow after an afternoon of racing

Erm.....

Big wave to everyone else.

MW this morning. All good, baby has now turned the right way (hope he stays there) had a good chat about labour etc. Just got to keep an eye on my fat ankles.

Sorted situation with furniture bloke, all a bit of a cock up, but all cleared up so no worry now. I didn't even need to rant.

Eewwwww - trotters!

Nice arms Lizzy

Double, yes, but needs to be alfresco for the fresh air injection

Cock up you say, Alice?

I've just been bollocked for putting a product code in the 'help' section on Microsoft's website.

Twat. Him, not me.

NO Crispy, I was calling you gorgeous arms, mine are a long way off

Keep your feet up, Alice, my ankles swelled up loads during pg and drink loads of water (though not for a good ew hours before bed ). Glad all sorted with the furniture.

Are any of you tech minded? Issues with my netbook.

Don't want to ask twat again!

saf - your lush doc wasnt this one? Hope you are feeling a little better.

mouse and others, thanks for your words of support. I was actually really impressed that the nurse managed to get hold of me, i only gave the school my new mobile no yesterday (i forgot) so she had to do some hunting for that. But, i brought my home phone no with me when i moved - so no excuse.

Mouse, its shit that it happened to you too Her initial assessment app was Oct 08 The review app was Oct 09 - so i think we are in for a long wait. Its just shit

Onto important things though No cbeebies Crispy That would be torture in this house

CBeebies is the full time parent in this house

Yay for baby being the correct way up - when did he do that?

Oh blimey I read just about every post whilst on the park and ride bus but have now forgotten

Alice, you must be relieved that the baby has turned the right way

Sorry you are illing DEM

Jet, that is appalling . I hope you get another appointment through very quickly.

I have had a nice toby round York and even managed to dodge the spits and spots of rain.

Cannot remember now who said it, might have been a couple of you, but yes, we have and do reward DS1 (maybe we do it too often). The subjects he needs to step up a gear on when his review letters come out and he has gone up a level or a couple of sub levels or if he has reached another level for an assessment/essay then he will get between £5 and £10 or an i-tunes gift voucher.

I have just managed to scoff down two home made biscuits I think it is because we are going out for out tea tonight and I think oh what the hell in the grand scheme of things two biscuits ain't going to matter >

MrBella will be a happy boy tonight - his brand new 4G I-Phone has finally arrived - he ordered it on the 14th June from Apple and they have been so inundated with orders he kept getting emails pushing the delivery date back.