Let your love light SHINE (Y)

[Mouseface]

Hi, I'm Mouseface.

Welcome one and all to our 100,000,001th thread on healthier eating, losing weight, cake and of course cock chat!

So, I'm 8lbs lighter (still) and just maintaining....

How about you?

ive hardly even mentioned my illness miitz. and its often fatal. dp has been letting me have bedrest and tea but i still might not pull through you know

even dd has been saying 'mummeee theres no such thing as an ebola-cold' little rat

Morning, tis me, Mouseface.

Bella - sorry you are having trouble with DS1. My bro was, actually is still like that....he's 24! Removal of the essentials will hopefully work too!

YYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKK - sorry I missed you last night, brilliant to have you back! Yay for the loss and the gym.

Vinny - your neighbour sounds brilliant NOT!!

Alice - DS woke at 4.10am and didn't go back to sleep til gone 6.30am. I finally dropped off at 7am to be woken by MrMouse's office phone. FFS!!!!!!!!! Not a happy mouse today.

MrsMcGlumBum?????????????????????

Mittz - great round up.

Jet - YES!! YOU MUST POST EACH MONDAY!!

Where's Portia? Has she finally been hung, drawn and quatered then?

Put 3lbs on due to pending visit from AF, cowbag. FFS!

I can feel a day from hell arriving - and the Warm Front grant guy is here!!!

Back in a mo.

Hi Mouse

What does a warm front guy do? Sort out your heating/insulation?

God you know your life has hit rock bottom when a bnp supporter is lecturing you.

Is saying 'piss off and die' really that bad?? Round here its as normal as saying 'morning' well perhaps not but you get the point. No one actually wants the other person to die, its just an expression meaning 'fuck off'.

oh well.

So, Warm Front guy gone.....

Coffee brewed, washing on, cakes to school for Strawberry Tea day (breast cancer awareness), maternity clothes packed to pass onto friend, MrMouse packed off to interviews with lunch, DS fed, been to post office, e-mailed new school re unifrom for DD, e-mailed window company for quote on 2 kitchen windows, called Bodgit & Scarper to make sure the joiner is coming tomorrow or they won't be getting a penny more, got get well card for friend having back op, called hospital to see if cancellation for physio has arrisen, brushed floors, e-mailed Bitter, washed pots, lost the will to live..........

Anything else that I need to do?

Best not DeFluff.

Good list of jobs Mouse.

good morning all, i am feeling much better today and can actually focus on doing some work, yay!

Lizzy i will be moving very near Grange so its interesting to know that there are MNers in that area

When i move (notice i say 'when' and not 'if') i will be moving into my parents place, that way i can save up for a nice deposit on a palce with a huge garden so you can all come and camp

just need someone to buy my parents house in Liverpool, any takers?

Trills - yes. Because DS (and I) are disabled, we get help with heating via the Warm Front grant, a government scheme.

The radiators are well past their best and some rooms have no heat at all.

The boiler is fucked and 17+ yrs old.

We just need to decide what bits we can pay for and what the £3,500 goes on.........

No wau we could do it all ourselves.

at Double sharing her gin!!! Glad BSNN's english is getting better...any words in particular?

DeFluffs - don't let it get to you. I'd have wheeled out the old fave 'oh do fuck the fuckity off you fuckity fucker' but you are far more of a lady than I

Vinny - wehave friends up in Grange. We spent one Christmas there.

It was magical. We walked (pre DS) for miles over the beaches...... it was so relaxing and the lovely little villages.......

Lush.

mouse - just spat tea out

waves at everyone else, not supposed to be here supposed to be sewing, yawn.

Good time of year to be thinking baout heating Mouse - all the heating engineers are probably not too busy right now

Glld you're having a better day today Vinny

Grange is lovely Mouse, but its like heavens waiting room

my parents place is in Cartmel

Sorry Fluffs!

Double - I bet!!!!

I know Vinny, think that's why I loved it.

So SSSLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW.............

sorry.. mistaken identity there Fluffy one.. Your doppelganger on MN has been moaning quietly suffering FB as well

I was MrsMcGlumBum this morning..it is my 'taking the piss out of myself name' for when I am down.

I really really need to see more real live people that I can talk to.

I am on my lunch break . Rather that just grabbing food and carrying on I am having a break..... My back is killing me, so I am booking a daily masseuse to tend to my needs aches and pains. (not really, just wishful thinking )

Hi Mouse xx
And ID, xx
Snogs perkier Vinny with delight.. glad you are a little uplifted.. you could run a guest house.... I love the lakes..

Mittz - I nearly said morning Mittz to MrsMcGlumBum as the (( )) gave it away a bit but then chickened out!!!

Vinny and Fanny could do their own version of that show where people critique each others B&Bs

OOoooo yes, three in a bed!!! Loved that show!!