Moi? Why I'm SHINEY............

[Mouseface]

S - Sexy
H - Hot
I - Ingenious
N - Notorious
E - Enigmatic
Y - Y do you ask!

Welcome to the something thousand and something thread of the Shineys.

We chat about health, diet, exercise and cock cake.

Join in!

I'm Mouseface, I've lost 8lb now since joining the clan and hoping to maintain it for the future.

She was having a good go at that purple-headed cockrel recently. Apparently.

laughed heartlessly like the cold be-atch she is at a dead goldfish. Shameful.

Haven't done anything? I doubt it.

Hello lovelies - sounds like you have been up to mischeif.

Bitter! I have about three seconds but please, tell us really truly - are you OK?

was this the drunken puke into the goldfish bowl? i steered clear of that as i knew i would be naughty.

Mike Hunt's finished now. It did involve a lot of screwing in the end.

Hey DIB. Yes I'm ok, sorry to worry you. Things a bit eggshell still, which is why I am cutting my MN time.

which end? there's a thread running at the moment about such things

I think I know his mate Portia - Hugh Jass?

Gotta go - catch up later.

Oh yes, pleeeeease let the spark I need next be called that

Hello DIB

Nice to see you back Bitter.

Portia

I think Mike and Hugh like next door to each other.

Just down the road from Irma Titt.I think hugh lives round the back.

evening all. Is everyone behaving themselves? I hope not . I haven't read a single post. I am in too much pain. I have a hangover from hell as does DH and we have been counting down the hours till DC's bedtime which is NOW!!! So my brain is too clouded to catch up and all I can manage is some prison break.

I look forward to catching up t/m - when I hope to wake up feeling normal....please.

If anyone likes to snoop at wedding pics I have just put some up from SIL's wedding in May. Barcelona wedding pics are on the way when I can be bothered.

Hey hells, what have you been doing? Sounds good, whatever it was. You have to remember that now you are slim and lithe the booze will be more concentrated in your tiny skinny body.

I hope it was worth it Hells.

Where is everyone? Have they all been banned for firing the proverbial coconut-cream predator?

No idea Trills. I'm off in a bit to watch the wire.

im ill. i have Ebola Cold and am retiring to bed.

Feel better soon DF. x