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Moi? Why I'm SHINEY............

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Mouseface · 01/07/2010 14:20

S - Sexy
H - Hot
I - Ingenious
N - Notorious
E - Enigmatic
Y - Y do you ask!

Welcome to the something thousand and something thread of the Shineys.

We chat about health, diet, exercise and cock cake.

Join in!

I'm Mouseface, I've lost 8lb now since joining the clan and hoping to maintain it for the future.

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Gigantaur · 04/07/2010 16:03

hhhahahahahaaa have found a couple of beauties for mine.

Mouseface · 04/07/2010 16:06
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RumourOfAHurricane · 04/07/2010 16:06

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PortiaNovmerriment · 04/07/2010 16:08

Mouseface

Gigantaur · 04/07/2010 16:09

mouse - look at BoF's last link. it is to a site that gives you hilariously nonsensical euphemisms. we have been posting them at will on various threads.

its hysterical

PortiaNovmerriment · 04/07/2010 16:09

I find the judicious use of "Sorry wrong thread" adds to the confusion nicely...

TrillianAstra · 04/07/2010 16:10

I am afraid I am drinking pints of pepsi max today. I don't usually. But I am hungover and it is tasty. And I do not believe that aspartame is bad. I am pretty much for anything that health scares are against. If I had chldren I would vaccinate them up to the eyeballs.

Gigantaur · 04/07/2010 16:10

i can imagine them all scouring the threads for the trhead it should have been on.

i want to find a relationship one that i could use

It was, of course, difficult to believe he could have been "accidentally"
laminating the tiny pork goat.

TrillianAstra · 04/07/2010 16:20

Shiney you went all Cod on us there - no idea what you were trying to say.

TrillianAstra · 04/07/2010 16:21

I do love a game of 'sorry wrong thread', but I rpefer to actually post two sensible responses on each other's thread.

RumourOfAHurricane · 04/07/2010 16:30

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TrillianAstra · 04/07/2010 16:37

Poor Shiney

bellavita · 04/07/2010 16:37

oh dear Shineon and Portia

RumourOfAHurricane · 04/07/2010 16:39

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Mouseface · 04/07/2010 16:44

Shineon and Portia, it would appear that the two of you have caused a few ripples of confusion in the calm waters of MN!!

Oh what fun!!

My personal favourite is 'I doubt he meant to release the purple headed womb ferret quite so early'

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RumourOfAHurricane · 04/07/2010 16:47

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TrillianAstra · 04/07/2010 17:04

A sense of humour? Where do you get one of those from then?

My Dad just sent me a picture text of Mum holding a tiny baby and saying 'oops'. I hope she's not broody.

PortiaNovmerriment · 04/07/2010 17:09

Mike Hunt is late

Trills, that advertising generator is brilliant

TrillianAstra · 04/07/2010 17:17

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Gigantaur · 04/07/2010 17:23

I've had piles that were funnier than some Mners.

DeFluffy · 04/07/2010 17:29

gigi

TrillianAstra · 04/07/2010 17:35

I know some of you are catering queens - help me here

DeFluffy · 04/07/2010 17:49

Shine - you animal hater you You're winning friends across the boards!

JuJusDad · 04/07/2010 17:56

animal hater? What's she done now, Fluff?

TrillianAstra · 04/07/2010 17:59

Choked a few chickens? Or perhaps just one big one

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