Moi? Why I'm SHINEY............

[Mouseface]

S - Sexy
H - Hot
I - Ingenious
N - Notorious
E - Enigmatic
Y - Y do you ask!

Welcome to the something thousand and something thread of the Shineys.

We chat about health, diet, exercise and cock cake.

Join in!

I'm Mouseface, I've lost 8lb now since joining the clan and hoping to maintain it for the future.

Bella

Portia

wish i could predict my orgasm that accurately Portia

Oh Shiney, you are sailing close to the edge on that diarrhoea thread

Wow, never saw that coming Rare bird had her baby early with difficulties i guess? cynical? Me?

Knackered today, DH doing DIY stuff but i am letting the side down. Have emptied all the crap out of the baby bath though.

Bella - cheeky sod!

what shit thread portia?

Emptying a baby bath is positivly energetic in my books.

I am still nekkid all but a dressing gown. I should go to the shop but i can't be naffed

Oh, so I go away for a bit and you're all being funny and naughty?

Damn, must learn to keep up.

Off to corner shop for cherry tomatoes and fizzy sweets, anyone want anything?

No thanks Trills, I have just had a packet of minstrels and 5 chocolate Biscuits. Which I didn't enjoy but they just kept asking to be eaten.

You are not letting the side down Alice. Just existing is admirable at your stage of pregnancy .

I am clearing things. Have thrown loads out which I should, and normally would, recycle one way or another but haven't the heart to deal with it all. So it is going in lovely next doors skip. Sod it.

They have gone, DD has just had a serious meltdown as Crispy's DD is not here, all DC's very tired.

Bella - shocked by that.

Gigi - very funny

Shiney I would love to see your pig pyjamas

mittz what did you say on that thread that was worthy of deletion?

i am soo proud of you

Sweeties for me please Trills, DD and i are watching Nanny Mcphee.

Mittz - you will feel better having got rid of the crap, one way or another.

Gigi - i'm sure the shop won't mind

I am going to post on as many threads as I can with this...

Can I have a bar of milk chocolate please Trills.

Early night for your DC's then Fanny?

Hello Shiney

Alice, hope you are resting up.

Sounds like you have been very busy Mittz.

Portia - I do love you!

Oh and the rarebird thread - she has only been posting for a while - all of her posts are full on. All in her head...

Needless to say, I promptly began

warming up the otter's pink factory.

He spent every lunch hour at home,
conjuring the lower chocolate pony

i am jealous, i just eat a sarnie

I do so enjoy being a spectator to your troll-hunts.

I am helpless with mirth now. You could almost say I am

flustering the moist enchilada.

Oh and the no-Pepsi is killing me.

do you know, this is more fun than

arresting the slippery melting predator

DP is watching the tennis. I am just sitting here. Decided against the cake - I have strawberries going soft so will make meringues in the oven with my paella and eat them.

Arriving home early, she was shocked to walk in on her roommates
plowing the nether French warlock.