To Shine is divine.......

[Mittz]

Healthy thread focussing on cock and cake finding the method that suits you whilst enjoying some cheery banter and googling obscene veg!

I am Mitts... hello xx

I am clearly not as cool and trendy as double was, as I think poo stories are kind of funny anyway

Have nibbled on some dried fruit (some of which I suspect is massively laced with sugar) and some almonds. Gazpacho is in a flask in the fridge for lunch.

Trying to drink lots of water. Alice have you been dinrking enough? Being sick is very dehydrating.

Alice -

I'm howling at that and DS is laughing because I'm laughing....

So sorry but

More happy tears!!!!

Hilarious.

So glad your bathroom is finished too.

Ugh at pooing toddlers when you are pg, oh Alice, I do remember chucking myself a fair few times Not nice.

Mouse, I do agree with everyone else, you have the wonderful family life that you deserve now, you are a very lovely, open and warm person.

Dukan pancake is cooking so I can shred later, work is going sloooowly.

Sorry meant to say well done for not being sick on the small person

I'm 8 years old at heart as anything to do with poo etc makes me giggle, as does the chap on DOI whose surname is widdle

Espeically as mitts not about to nag us into drinking water.

I am still lost in the middle of the lego pile of dispair. But needed to find the contents list for 2 of 3 kits which have lost their instructions. I love lego site. Replacement instruction free at click of button

Mouse - it takes a while but it will get better. bad memories are like grieving you have to go through all of the emotions to get to the healing. hang in there.

right kit no 8....

Thanks Lizzy and DEM.

Weird how 'grief' has no time line IYSWIM?

I don't envy you DEM, thankfully we've not hit the lego stage yet!

Washing out, living room blitzed, pictures rehung, polishing done, kitchen sorted, shredding done.

Just need to wash up and I'm almost there.

Mouse, it took me a loooong time and many fuck ups along the way to get over some stuff from my past.

And look at me now! (actually scratch that last bit, I don't want to scare you )

Even though I consider myself totally adjusted and 'over' it I still have a couple of hangovers from that time (the prude thing and the cleaning thing come to mind).

Give yourself time chicken and don't give yourself a hard time.

my laminator is my friend right now. scanned the checklist pages of the instructions. printed. laminated. just corssing off with white board pen. Top tip of day!

That could be your superhero name DEM.

"Oh no! These instructions are perilously close to a hot cup of tea!"

"Did someone call..The Laminator?

Thanks Bitter xx

I have just been making lunch, nap for me is a no-go as the angle grinder is back, hey......

Wait a cotton darn pickin' minute....

That could be my Superhero name, The Anglegrinder..........

Anywho, I was making lunch and the new song from Lee Ryan came on the wireless. Has anyone heard it? It's called 'I Am What I Am'.

It's me. That's me I mean....."I am what I am and you can't change me, I am what I am don't re-arrange me"....I think.

What brilliant words

Will try to find it and link it in a mo.

Back to making lunch.

"First-time mothers who won't put their babies down are always called over-anxious, but it's not because we're anxious, it's because they're cute and we don't want to, claro? To us, that is like going all the way to a petting zoo in Devon, waiting nine months to get your hands on the cutest piglet in the south-west of England, and then someone going, "Are you never going to put that piglet down?" Nope. No, matey, I'm not."

Cute. I'm randomly reading the Guardian now that the Times is behind a bastarding pay wall

That's a fab quote Trills

Loving these super hero names!

bugger my macaroni cheese has ended up as a cheese soup with macaroni in it. and i burnt my tounge

Mmmmmmmm Peanut Butter Cups

Double - The Smokin' Bomb

As in, the bomb could be a cocktail?

God, that's dire isn't it.

I shall go back to my hunting of a Lee Ryan for lunch!

Cheese soup with macaroni sounds yum