To Shine is divine.......

[Mittz]

Healthy thread focussing on cock and cake finding the method that suits you whilst enjoying some cheery banter and googling obscene veg!

I am Mitts... hello xx

Double - you made me cry!! xxxx

Good morning

i am not here, i should be working, so you havent seen me ok?

Happy anniversary bitter

welcome back, was you holibobs fabbo?

Jet did i tell you what a lovely time i had at the festival i went to at the weekend? i cant wait for camp bestie, and i think i was a gypsy in my last life because i love the whole camping and being part of the great unwashed thing

Who said that?

Ooo a snog, I could get used to this Yeah, absolutely brilliant time thank you. It was perfect from start to finish & we're hoping to go back next year

You have a good camping trip? Well aside from having a leaky bed?

Mouse, agree with double - you make your own luck.

Vinny - glad you had a good time - I can't wait until DD is old enough and then we will be camping every year.

Right, I have a friend coming for 'lunch'- well, I will give her some lunch, lean ham for me.

I am off to blitz and shred. Catch you later lovelies.

Still crying. xxxx

SAF - yes please. I think it's about time I put this part of my life behind me for good.

Too many triggers

seeing as my quality street is not good enough

Vinny - it took DH 4 years to talk me round to going camping, and then this year we can't go Want to go camping at Fanny's next year though.

Traumatic poo incident here this morning, still feeling a little queasy

Camping at Fanny's is special camping with nice showers though - not like nasty scummy camping.

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MOUSE - Not luck poppet, you changed everything for the better. you should be proud. That thread is very upsetting so no wonder its triggered things for you.

dont cry

Don't cry Mouse though don't get those two confused or you'll make a right mess of your face

double your post to mouse made me cry too - and now i have to go and pick mini up again - still crying

Mouse, i entirely agree with double and everyone else though. From the shortish time you have been here, we all can see your are truly lovely, and your DC and MrMouse are truly blessed

Vinny - i did see your most excellent FB updates re the camping trip I really really want to try it - have picked out a tent and everything. But, am nervous about managing to get it back down again (tis a pop up one), as well as everything else If you ever fancy a tag along on a camping trip, let me know

Norma - I'm crying laughing now! Happy tears!! I saw your 'tarts' and thought how wonderfully scrummy they looked!!

Thanks everyone, really, you are all so lovely and make me feel human!!!

DeFluffy - It is a very shocking thread, I had no idea when I opened it......just thought it was a 'cheating' thread again.

Alice - stay put, MrMouse has just walked in with flowers.

Oh no, here I go again........

What poo incident Alice? Are you ok?

Thanks Trills - I won't tell.

Mouse, glad you feel a little brighter

Oh dear Alice, that sounds interesting!!

Well Mouse, especially to cheer you up:

Anyone who is eating, look away now...

The Poo Incident.
DD is quite set on not having a nappy on at the moment, wants knickers. Fine. Wees are going ok. I went upstairs (my many trips to the loo) came down to brown knickers. Managed to get knickers off DD, and 'flick' the poo into the potty Take potty and pooey child to my lovely finished bathroom, empty potty, but it is a bit sticky, so potty is a bit smeared. Anyhow, during the clean up i was sick twice (once very nearly on small child) Not Very Pleasant, although funny according to DH

I think these things are funny to people who have been there, but fill others with horror!

Alice, DD was in nappies when I was PG with DS & I would heave everytime I had to change her nappy, in the end I used to change on the kitchen worktop so I could hurl into the sink

Well done for not throwing up, quite an achievement I think!

I was sick just not actually on small person