To Shine is divine.......

[Mittz]

Healthy thread focussing on cock and cake finding the method that suits you whilst enjoying some cheery banter and googling obscene veg!

I am Mitts... hello xx

Iggi - am all hot and bothered now

Oh wait, thats just the stupidly hot weather

Lizzy, not offended. I can't help being a prude.

@ vibro plate - no wonder you spend so much time at the gym!

lizzy - he has actually broken 2 coils. he is a stud in the body of a mr muscle model.

He also has freakishly large bollocks ( and an equally large head if he should ever stumble across this thread i should imagine)

Between BoF and Eleanor i have been persaded to do allsorts of nasty things....like hoover and wash up

See, I'm trying! It just doesn't come very naturally to me.

me either Bitter, i tend to let them just get on with it

though gigi - your manshape's manshape sounds mightily impressive

BOF - you're like Mr Ben's shop keeper, yo just magically appear when mentioned!

Bitter - you did it..... 'cum naturally'

That sounds like a plan, Jet. I feel a bit like I'm playing with the bigger girls, and can't quite join in.

(I know, I know, I'm a grown woman yada yada yada.)

OOh I think Bitter has a naughty, smouldering, dark side.

She can be chief judge of the cock photos

Gigi, no wonder you are so upbeat, and he mows the lawn!

Oh, yes. And BTW Shiney, MrMouse foostick cock isn't small, I didn't say that earlier but forget who did.

Oh no, far from small!!

But that doesn't make my foo furry front bottom ginormous either!!!

And you were bandying the 'g' word about earlier

it certainly puts a smile on my face

I think its less someone calling her name and more the mention of cock

Woman walks into a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre.

So he gave her one.

Oh, you are getting there Bitter

Don't you start!

You are all thinking I am some sort of Mary Whitehouse now aren't you?

I'm becoming a 'project'

Monday's To Do List

Washing
School Run
DH
Find Bitter's inner smoulder.

How do you take sex advice from BoF withut her knowing?

I have a friend (about 5'2) who claims that her boyfriend (6'4) regularly hits her cervix. She claims this is fun.

Trills - OUCH, it kills me!! I have to move position when that happens.

I'm saying night.

Got myself all worked up on another thread.

Silly really.

Night lovely Shiney peeps.

Sleep well xx

I'm silly, not the thread.

Night Mousie.

Good morning all
And how are we red hot sex vixens today?

Normal service has been resumed in Lancashire and it is pissing it down, am relieved as my head was killing me.

Ache all over after all that shredding/abs/running bumsex I did yesterday, but less than 3 weeks now before I have to wear a bikini and shorts, so must keep on.

Morning

I'm rather wondering if I should just ignore my scales, they told me I was over 10 stone for 3 days running so I figured I should start paying attention to not stuffing myself with BBQ food etc, and now after 1 day I'm back on 9'13. I don't trust them though. There's no way I have actually lost any real weight in 1 day of not-trying-very-hard.