To Shine is divine.......

[Mittz]

Healthy thread focussing on cock and cake finding the method that suits you whilst enjoying some cheery banter and googling obscene veg!

I am Mitts... hello xx

Waiting for DP to get off the phone so we can have dinner. We always eat pretty late in summer - it feels like it's not evening yet. Must be difficult if you have children who don't think it's nighttime yet.

love sprouts.

dd is off in 3 weeks time till September and thats 2 weeks earlier than state, how come yours are so early double?

Isn't double in Ireland (Northern Ireland? Some other island?)

Why do I always miss the good stuff? And yes J - why do you always appear when the cock is being discussed?

I'm not allowed to comment on DH's huge cock but suffice to say we've been together 16 years.

Mitts - we will miss you so but understand. Looking forward to having you back. You bring sunshine to the thread.

Right - off to watch prison break. I have abs of steel mush after doing pilates

Very nervous about t/m as my new part time nanny is starting. Urghhhhhh...can't bear it. But I must work.

now I must go...wentworth is calling me with his big eyes and his beautiful lips.

Rude.

You are all very, very rude.

Found you, you sneakyshineyhidey people.
Have 3 days to go till our summer begins tra la la. Off to read thread.

OwowowowowOW

When does the shred stop hurting??

Have read thread.
Mittz! Mitts! MITTZ!
Don't leave it too long munchkin.

Am going to attempt to raise the moral tone of the thread now by singing musical extracts from the Sound of Music toward the computer.

See what happens when you go off and be healthy? You miss the good stuff.

I do charge for my Sex instructions texts, Double. 50p and a bag of chips and you'll be a redhot sex vixen

DIBs, you do it every day, then the pain just merges in and becomes normal.
I am talking about the Shred btw

Iggi - it worked, I'm back!!

I bet you are, LL.

hey mittz, hope you ok and dont stay away too long

God you lot are rude Far too rude for my eyes! so just taking down notes and tips

Norma's back!!

dont try styling your anal coning advice as excercise tips Lizzy.

can't believe i mention watching my "manshape" doing manly things and the thread deteriorates into something resembling an 0898 script.

i dont do anal (that thread was a lie) and i don't even know what coning is.

[virgin]

Iggi - the sound of music method of upping the tone wouldnt work for me - i luuurrve Christopher Plummer and would just put the two together.......

Hey all

Mouse - are you mocking me?

It's nice and cool here now. I'm fed up of feeling hot and sticky.

Somehow Mouse I wasn't associating you with someone who wanted a thread with high moral tone!

No Bitter.

Moral tone? That's not us at all.

Dp made me drink on a Monday and now I am all sleepy. Shall I text Shiney and ask for sex advice? I still don't have Lizzy's number.

Hmm, no, I'm not that drunk.

Jet I'm having images of you running through daisy fields with Captain Von Trap. He'd be alright, as long as the 7 children didn't come too

Oops, should have been a in there.

To be fair, if you do want to mock me, mock away, but my glasses seem to be the most popular target.

I've taken sex advice from BOF in the past. Though I don't think she knows this.

It was that "how to make your own ball-gag" tip, wasn't it?

Gigi, I don't think it was the mention of your studmuffin mowng the lawn that made the thread descend into a hormonal sexfest, I think it was you saying his huge schlong had broken your coil

Hey Jet!

Bitter, don't be offended, I don't actually get very much, hence all the exercise.

Talking about it is all I have

That and the Vibro plate at the gym