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To Shine is divine.......

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Mittz · 27/06/2010 09:23

Healthy thread focussing on cock and cake finding the method that suits you whilst enjoying some cheery banter and googling obscene veg!

I am Mitts... hello xx

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TrillianAstra · 28/06/2010 19:16

Lizzy's fault? How so?

RumourOfAHurricane · 28/06/2010 19:17

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instructionstothedouble · 28/06/2010 19:19

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TrillianAstra · 28/06/2010 19:20

My sex life is none of your business - I certainly don't see the need to consult.

RumourOfAHurricane · 28/06/2010 19:25

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 28/06/2010 19:28

Not offended in the slightest - just don't expect me to, er join in!

As you were.

TrillianAstra · 28/06/2010 19:29
DeFluffMyStalker · 28/06/2010 19:36

So, this is the infamous Shiney cult. I don't see much healthy eating going on.

RumourOfAHurricane · 28/06/2010 19:40

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DeFluffy · 28/06/2010 19:46

Stalker my poppet!! We talk about anal sex here, it helps Bitter not eat

TrillianAstra · 28/06/2010 19:48

So.. quiche and jacket potatoes and lots of salad for dinner. I may have been snacking on cheese while making it though. Not very good at this not-eating-too-much thing.

DeFluffMyStalker · 28/06/2010 19:50

Oh well if it's for the greater good - mine is too hairy for anyone to know where it's going

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 28/06/2010 19:51

I'll have you know I have had a yoghurt with oatbran this morning, ham for lunch and am about to tuck into a beef salad (Not a euphemism).

But I have DF's puke pictures on standby in case I have the urge to stuff my face.

DeFluffy · 28/06/2010 19:56

stalker

am eating beef, sprouts, broccoli and mash with gravy.

bitter - i'm going to charge 5p a go for those pics

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 28/06/2010 19:59
TrillianAstra · 28/06/2010 20:00

Sprouts? Yuck!

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 28/06/2010 20:05

I am ashamed to admit we call them 'fairy cabbages' in our house, in a lame attempt to encourage DS to eat them.

TrillianAstra · 28/06/2010 20:05

They're still cabbages, fairy or not.

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 28/06/2010 20:06

Cabbages are better than sprouts though, surely?

TrillianAstra · 28/06/2010 20:07

Nope, the reason I don't like sprouts is because they are concentrated little cabbages.

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 28/06/2010 20:10

Double, your DC are off until September? [shock

DeFluffMyStalker · 28/06/2010 20:11

Well, this is food, I guess that's more like it.

Cabbage makes you fart. Or does it just smell like fart? I can't remember.

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