To Shine is divine.......

[Mittz]

Healthy thread focussing on cock and cake finding the method that suits you whilst enjoying some cheery banter and googling obscene veg!

I am Mitts... hello xx

Coning?

there was someone on a thread the other day that said her boyf at the time (or one night stand, can't remember) went up the wrong hole by accident (in the kitchen I think buts thats by the by).

Anyway, he didn't notice apparently and she told him afterwards.

Now, ermm, 'friends' have told me that without lots of lube (thank you Shiney) it would be very difficult to achieve this. And surely he would have noticed????

I've been thinking about this thread ever since and worrying about it. Has she got the widest bum in history?? Is there something wrong with her bits??

Please put my mind to rest. What I'm saying is that I don't think my butt would be up to the job of it just 'slipping up' as it were, so what on earth was wrong with her ass? I need to know

He noticed. He just pretended not to...

But wouldn't that really really hurt? For her I mean, with no warning and no lube On the thread she didn't seem bothered at all

fluff - could just be a touch of fibbing/exagerration.

Double - its been preying on my mind for ages now, seriously. I even asked DP about it and the logistics.

J - I thought that but she said not

Maybe it was not the first anal exploration she had experienced.
But yes, you are like an anal Mother Teresa Fluffy, your concern for that woman's poo chute touches my very soul

some form of natural lubricant may have been involved.

Or he's rather small. Like complete lack of girth.

Then she's fibbing, he's fibbing, or he's quite inexperienced.

Cos it feels significantly different.

Must go put child to bed.

Bullshit

The coughing was to Shiney btw

He must have noticed, certainly, but wouldn't worry about it Fluffy.

I am soo sick of my boys tonight.

Lizzy -what they up to??

You had anal sex with J because Lizzy told you to?

Lizzy I am at you.

Erm, Hello.

I'll come back when the thread is more attuned to my prudish tendencies.

See you later.

bitter you have children, surely anal sex does not offend??

And where's my stalker gone?