To Shine is divine.......

[Mittz]

Healthy thread focussing on cock and cake finding the method that suits you whilst enjoying some cheery banter and googling obscene veg!

I am Mitts... hello xx

Hello xxxx xxx

I am fooking nackud.

I have read posts but can remember..fluffy..stalker; Alice dress 34 weeks, Norma's back ; Mouse, an incident involving (sadly more) vomit and MrMouses member is still upstanding (or summat); Gigi is going to have Lemon Chicken and watch her man get hot and sweaty; Lizzy has exercised but needs to be careful as she feels ill; DEM....is bouncy; Hells is svelte; SaF has new appliances.

My skin is 'burning'. Any ideas? Especially my arms which are driving me crazy. Never suffered from heat rash and you can't see anything. Nothing has changed that I can think of apart from taking Calcium and Magnesium.

My poor little body is not enjoying life at the moment.
Well, OK. It should be my wedding anniversary on the 3rd July and it is also a year since DC's Dad finally walked out and I said not to come back. You are all very very lovely but I need to get my head around a few things.

DS texted Radio 1's sunday night surgery last night about stuff going wrong in his head , and he and his Sis are a bit confused about their Dad going away and him being vague about where he is going and how long for.
Had just come back after a short MN break but I think I need to regroup. I am also very busy which may or may not be a good thing but I have to keep on top of things. I want to get to the next stage of being OK but seem to be treading water.

Smoke me a kipper... I'll be back before you even miss me xx

MrTrills is not taking part in any cock-comparing competition thank you very much

your men would all go home crying so it wouldn't be fair

Gosh, aren't ladies so demure and polite...

isn't there a (whispers) private thread where tales of tails can be discussed?

Mittz - take care, and hope things come together in your head soon. re:arms - could you have got sunburnt recently?

Gigi - nooooooo way, don't remember the coil tale (or should that be tail)...

saf - i havent got multiple personalities ive got a proper bona fide stalker

ner ner ne ner ner.

'MrDF' does have a small cock though. So Gigi wins I think Much better size for anal sex though

this is getting conical comical

Fluffy!

I have been happily ensconced with MrLizzy for 14 years and I am very happy, so that is as much as I will say about DH and his anaconda

Mittz, oh Lovely we will miss you, but understand you need some space, hope that your DS and DD are OK and you know where we are if you need to rant/rave/weep/talk about cocks.

DH has made my mind up for me re: spinning, the M60 has been evacuated so he will be late back, so will just go to gym and do some fat wobbling.

Did someone say cock?

Shiney - bah. I just happened to take a gander at the thread, and was outraged (I tell you) to see ladies talking of such things before the watershed.

Will no-one think of the children?

Miitz - sending you lots of hugs. Text me if you want anything. Unless its anal sex obviously.

Shine - its medium i would say. Exhs was bloody huge and that was not great. Must admit a more manageable member is far better for anal. If you're into that kind of thing. Which i'm not.

anyone else thinking of that Lisa Stansfield song...

"I may not be a laydeeeeeeeee, but I'm all Woman"...