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To Shine is divine.......

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Mittz · 27/06/2010 09:23

Healthy thread focussing on cock and cake finding the method that suits you whilst enjoying some cheery banter and googling obscene veg!

I am Mitts... hello xx

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DeFluffMyStalker · 28/06/2010 16:21

I'm quite big actually. If you count the fluff. Underneath I'm tiny like a kitten.

Mouseface · 28/06/2010 16:24

Shall we DeFluff you then, oh stalkerish one??

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DeFluffMyStalker · 28/06/2010 16:38

Clippers? Ha! She was threatening wax!

Mouseface · 28/06/2010 16:40
NormaSknockers · 28/06/2010 16:40

Hello lovely ladies, have missed all the chatting & general shineyness of this fab thread, how are you all? Everyone well? Alice's baby still tucked up?

We had a brilliant holiday, really, really lovely but my waistline has suffered somewhat I did bring you all back some Yarmouth rock though the strawberries & cream is rather lush

Got heaps of washing & what not to do but will be back properly tomorrow

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Gigantaur · 28/06/2010 16:46

hello lovelies.

i am having a ver relaxed day. just got some admin type work to do today so doing it from home in the garden. its lovely.

DD is at a sleepover so haven't even had to do a sc hool run as DS gets brought practically to the door by his school transport.

think we're going to have lemon chicken with new pots and some salad for tea. nice and easy peasy

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Mouseface · 28/06/2010 16:54

Glad you had a fab holiday!!!!!!!

Gig - dinner sounds lush!

Mouseface · 28/06/2010 16:55

I can't spell I'm too excited about catching a 'stalker' to shave n wax!!!

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DidEinsteinsMum · 28/06/2010 17:01

Norma - hows the back? how was the holiday? do you need holiday to recover? Oh and yes please to your kind offer of which shall speak no more here. message if necessary.

Have macaroni for tea. with cheese. Going to be awol a bit this week. Have a major project I am working on. Will post the baby blanket I am crocheting for cousin's bump that is due friday. Have another to do for friend. So mega busy atm. Going for tea then car washing, ds reading and many other things...

Stops spining around in circles long enough to wave at everyone!

BOUNCES OFF... :O

DidEinsteinsMum · 28/06/2010 17:01

even

Gigantaur · 28/06/2010 17:03

yay! Dp is home. i can watch him mow the lawn in a manly fashion. i shall play at being lady chaterly and he can be thy luveerrrr

(BoF and Eleanor can stop laughing now)

Mouseface · 28/06/2010 17:07

at Gig, you didn't tell me not to laugh.

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Mouseface · 28/06/2010 17:09

Enjoy your walk SAF.

Off here too, be back later.

Gigantaur · 28/06/2010 17:12

oooh walk sounds lovely.

Mouse - you haven't met him. trust me if you had the idea of him doing anything in a manly fashion would have you reaching for the tenna lady.

Mouseface · 28/06/2010 17:16
TotalChaos · 28/06/2010 17:29

presumably he wields his cock in manly manner, Gigi?

welcome back from hols norma

bloody school cookery club - half the mums skived off, obviously even more traumatised than me at having to transport hot soup home . then the teacher was poking around in my soup, taking veg out as apparently I hadn't chopped it small enough . twas a bit bizarre - we were all cooking veg soup, with fresh veg, but instead of having water and stock to start off, it was dissolved cup a soup and stock

LizzyLOU · 28/06/2010 17:36

Welcome back Norma, glad that you had a fab time

Hells, the shred does make you get sweaty (esp in this heat) and you'd have to watch it through to see what would be OK for your back, should be OK though

Total, they were teaching you to cook soup using cup a soup???

Have done my shred and 10min abs (which I thought was a bit easy and didn't seem to be working but am now in agony) and have spinning tonight, or do I? I have such a headache due to the humidity. I need a dry heat, not this oppressive heat, makes my bloody eyes cross.

I think I may just do a naked rain dance a la Double

Gigantaur · 28/06/2010 17:50

his cock is most impressivly manly. have i not made you all puke impressed you all with my tales of him breaking my coil?

no? oh you lucky lucky lot. will have to get photos for the next meet. JuJus will have some stiff competition did you see what i did there? stiff arf.

LizzyLOU · 28/06/2010 17:57

OOh

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