The Incredible, Edible, Shiney Cult....om nom nom

[bellavita]

That's it really, we are all incredible in our own way and all good enough to eat.... I have met some of the Shiney girls and they are truly delicous! Lots of cock and cake chat

I am Bella, just trying to maintain my weight now.

Good early evening, tis me, Mouseface.

I love a large helping of cock chat and prefer cheese to cake. Or even chessecake

Since joining the wonderfully supportive Shiney Cult a few weeks ago, I have lost 6lbs.

A few more pounds to go..........then maintenance.

@ Shiney

I slept with you, I don't need to spy!

evening.
I'm DEM. I want to lose 2 stone. I have sucessfully put on 1/2stone in the last week and a whole stone in the last 2 weeks. But having had my summer holidays now I feel i stand a chance. Especially in this heat.

Today I have eaten 1 sandwich and 1 baked potato with tuna and cheese.

I am not supposed to be eating cheese or dairy so if i complain about hurting in the next few days feel free to remind me of this fact

If anyone has a boring life they would want to swap with me for a few days please get in contact asap. I can promise a complete lack of opportunity to be bored.

Oh and my mechanic is truely truely amazing. I have my car back, and it works. All but one fault fixed, and that is non essential. He is very very glad to be rid of my car tonight. It was an unexpected messy job -cracked cv boot.

However, I have taken today easier, had a nap. Someone found ds' glasses on the field so he has them back, he has had hair cut and the barbar managed to get a happy medium between the just cut it really short which I wanted, and him wanting to be able to spike it. So we are both happy with it and it was worth the money.

The pepper plants need RIPing in the green bin. I boiled them yesterday. they are wilted beyond recovery. So bathroom windonw looks bare. its bloody hot today. glad tomo is friday and rink night.

Anyway, back to my mother if you don't mind. She said I'm one step away from being a reclusive mad cat lady, because, wait for it....

She wanted to give me an address on the phone and I said, don't bother I'll get it when I ring tomorrow. She then said I was being 'really weird' and would end up a reclusive mad cat lady because I couldn't even take down an address on the phone.

I said 'Its because I haven't got a pen to hand'

Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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Fluff. About 4 stone overweight. Trying to lose through the power of the mind. ie doing fuck all about it. But am thinking about it a lot

DEM- Excellent news re the glasses

Yay for the glasses DEM!

Fluffs, tis she that is mad not you.

Phew at glasses, DEM.
You'll skate the weight of in no time (what little there is to lose, I think!).

Fluffy, yep, not having a pen to hand = Mad old lonely cat lady, did you not know this???

I am Lizzy and I want cheese.

That's it, really

Urgh! And we're spending all weekend with parents and the SIL from hell (not on a par with Reality's obviously ). Please kill me. I'm not in the mood to cope. I only just stopped myself earlier saying 'why are you being such a bitch?' Ooops

Other classics from call:

when told Mole had been hard to settle 'well shes getting used to you holding her all the time isn't she [sniff]'

when I asked what I should get my relative for her b'day 'We're not getting her anything, even if we did it would probably be wrong wouldn't it' Ermm, don't think so, why would it automatically be wrong?

And lastly when I said I'd probably get said relative a bottle of something and said 'what does she like' got the response of 'what doesn't she like alcoholwise'!! With a very sneery tone of voice and the obligatory sniff.

Arghhhhhhhhhhh my parents drive me crazy.

And I want cheese more than Lizzy does. So ner.

I love you Bella

I love you too Fluffs

DH treated himself to some cheese with chilli's in (yuk) last week when I was in Manchester.. probably getting back at me as he was treating Shiney and me to cocktails

Evening all . I am Crispy, have lost just over 4 stone and was 1/4lb off being 9 something last week. Alas no more

Just popping on between bath and bed to say i had a LOVELY time with Fanny. We had a extremely nice grown up lunch sans DC's in the sunshine with a chilled glass of wine apiece . I started off ok with coronation chicken salad, but then fell at the 3 cheese hurdle . Fanny is just as fab as on the thread and very naughty as she insisted on paying. Such a lovely treat . I think i have persuaded DH to go camping chez Five in a few weeks

I did manage to shred this morning and will not have dinner, just a honey yoghurt or something so hopefully not too much damage

of Bellas fish & chips, reheated chinese, smoked salmon and everything else

at your lunch with Fanny. Sounds like you had a lovely day.

Homemade pizza tonight.......

Now have an ice cold vodka. The builders have gone. YYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!

Glad you had a nice time Crispy

Hello, I'm Bitter.

Nearly 2 and a half stone down, around 10 - 12 lb to go.

Cheese is my downfall, and Lizzy may laugh at me when I start the Dukan next week.

Forgot to say my new glasses ae here!

So I am a bit squinty wile I adjust but feel like a sexy 1950's secretary!

ive been talking to myself on the other thread

my dukan diet arrived (yay) my phone arrive and went back because i was out (poooo)

i am constipated

thats about all thats new with me, hows everyone else?

You were out pooing?

no i was out, just out, i missed phone delivery so that was pooo, but i cant poo, although i have tried

I am Portia, or sometimes not, and I have about four stone to lose according to one set of scales. At this rate it will be six by the weekend. I can't do Dukan, I just can't.

Right bedtime to do but need to drug the boy first. How did it get so late and i didnt notice? 2 hours from quarter past 7 = quarter past 9. I am knackered can i go to bed and let ds be the responsible grown up.
didnt think so. coffee is needed.

Portia - where are these 4 stones then? Do you carry them around in our handbag? 'Cos I am sure I never ever saw surplus poundage on Saturday.

Vinny, what a bummer. Can you not just go and pick it up at the depot tonight?

I have had my fish and half portion of chips with some mushy peas. They weren't nice

Portia, am with Bella. There is no way on God's earth that you are 4 stone overweight, just no way. Sorry. Unless you had some sort of industrial strength body stocking on that sucked in your baps and belly, if you did, where did you get it from??? Your hips and thighs are tiny.

Vinny, I feel your pain. Have just popped some senna tabs.

Crispy, I just knew Fanny would be even more adorable. I would so love to go and stay with her
You look amazing, I did Level 1 (weights with cardio) and thought of your arms, in a non-sexual way, obv. Even managed to not cry during side lunges, hips have stopped clicking now.

Lizzy, when you do the shred do you wear trainers and exercise clothes?